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43 ** The Ocean becomes a Drop 43 ** The Ocean Becomes a Drop
44 Upload faces challenges to grow into they type of person that can 44 Upload faces challenges to grow into they type of person that can
45 join the greater society -- a god. They have to go though quests 45 join the greater society -- a god. They have to go though quests
46 that replicate all the things that humanity had to accomplish, like 46 that replicate all the things that humanity had to accomplish, like
47 going to the moon, by themselves. 47 going to the moon, by themselves.
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287 lower CPA concentrations than possible at conventional CPA 287 lower CPA concentrations than possible at conventional CPA
288 concentrations. A major technical limitation facing this technique 288 concentrations. A major technical limitation facing this technique
289 is that it's a very minor effect -- you can only get about 0.1C 289 is that it's a very minor effect -- you can only get about 0.1C
290 with most systems that have been studied so far. 290 with most systems that have been studied so far.
291 291
292 - room temp noodles :: how does the physics of cooking noodles work? 292 ** Room Temp Ramen
293 Could you use a vacuum instead of heat to force water into the 293 How does the physics of cooking noodles work? Could you use a
294 noodle? 294 vacuum instead of heat to force water into the noodle?
295 295
296 - personal carbon offset :: feel bad about contribuiting to global 296 ** Personal Carbon Offset
297 warming by using electricity / driving a car? Forget trying to 297 Feel bad about contribuiting to global warming by using electricity
298 "conserve" or "minimize your carbon footprint". Follow the 298 / driving a car? Forget trying to "conserve" or "minimize your
299 Platinum rule -- make the world BETTER off than you found it! 299 carbon footprint". Follow the Platinum rule -- make the world
300 This would be a small, self contained system that sucks C02 out 300 BETTER off than you found it! This would be a small, self
301 of the air. It uses electricity, but it's so efficient at 301 contained system that sucks C02 out of the air. It uses
302 removing CO2 that it more than offsets the CO2 produced by even a 302 electricity, but it's so efficient at removing CO2 that it more
303 coal plant to produce that electricity. This way, you can still 303 than offsets the CO2 produced by even a coal plant to produce that
304 drive even a gas guzzler, but have a net negative carbon 304 electricity. This way, you can still drive even a gas guzzler, but
305 footprint! Maybe something cool could be done with the carbon as 305 have a net negative carbon footprint! Maybe something cool could be
306 well. Use as much electricity as you want, but negate the damage 306 done with the carbon as well. Use as much electricity as you want,
307 to the enviroment with more technology. 307 but negate the damage to the enviroment with more technology.
308 308
309 - undoing spermogenesis :: with enough sperm, you can derive the 309 ** Undoing Spermogenesis
310 donor's entire genome. You gain more confidence in the alleles 310 With enough sperm, you can derive the donor's entire genome. You
311 for a particular gene the more sperm you have. Each additional 311 gain more confidence in the alleles for a particular gene the more
312 sperm gives you the same sort of information you'd get flipping a 312 sperm you have. Each additional sperm gives you the same sort of
313 coin and trying to decide whether the coin is H/T of H/H. Is 313 information you'd get flipping a coin and trying to decide whether
314 there enough sperm in the the average load for you to be as 314 the coin is H/T of H/H. Is there enough sperm in the the average
315 confident as mitosis? 315 load for you to be as confident as mitosis?
316 316
317 - mars life :: we could engineer life that could survive on mars 317 ** Mars Life
318 (probably some non-vascular photosynthetic poikilohydric creature 318 We could engineer life that could survive on mars (probably some
319 like a lichen) by taking an extremophile from Antarctica and 319 non-vascular photosynthetic poikilohydric creature like a lichen)
320 evolving it in increasingly Martian conditions. This could be an 320 by taking an extremophile from Antarctica and evolving it in
321 easy start to a terraforming process. 321 increasingly Martian conditions. This could be an easy start to a
322 322 terraforming process.
323 - problem with Aubrey de Grey's ideas :: Aubrey de Grey says that we 323
324 might be able to live forever by continually repairing our bodies 324 ** Problem with Aubrey de Grey's Ideas
325 at the cellular level -- he details 7 different mechanisms of 325 Aubrey de Grey says that we might be able to live forever by
326 damage and says that if all of them are dealt with /together/ 326 continually repairing our bodies at the cellular level -- he
327 that it would stop aging. (You can't miss even one because 327 details 7 different mechanisms of damage and says that if all of
328 they're all fatal.) However, it doesn't take into account that 328 them are dealt with /together/ that it would stop aging. (You can't
329 we are also beings of information and that there is a very real 329 miss even one because they're all fatal.) However, it doesn't take
330 software component to our existence. Even if our biological 330 into account that we are also beings of information and that there
331 chassies can be maintained forever, I think it is unlikely that 331 is a very real software component to our existence. Even if our
332 our minds will operate well far outside of the design constraints 332 biological chassies can be maintained forever, I think it is
333 that we've evolved to handle. Say I programmed a webserver with 333 unlikely that our minds will operate well far outside of the design
334 the express goal of it being able to serve webpages for month on 334 constraints that we've evolved to handle. Say I programmed a
335 some stock server. I'll do fairly rigorous testing to make sure 335 webserver with the express goal of it being able to serve webpages
336 that it can handle the expected load then then some. Now say that 336 for month on some stock server. I'll do fairly rigorous testing to
337 you want to keep a particular instance of this webserver running 337 make sure that it can handle the expected load then then some. Now
338 indefinitely. (The program instance is like your mind and the 338 say that you want to keep a particular instance of this webserver
339 computer it's running on is like your body). You might very well 339 running indefinitely. (The program instance is like your mind and
340 be able to keep the physical computer infrastructure running for 340 the computer it's running on is like your body). You might very
341 forever by replacing hard drives / ram / CPUs, etc. However, 341 well be able to keep the physical computer infrastructure running
342 since I designed the webserver to work for a month, it probably 342 for forever by replacing hard drives / ram / CPUs, etc. However,
343 has memory leaks, rare stochastic bugs, or other built in limits 343 since I designed the webserver to work for a month, it probably has
344 / constraints (think log files or some date rollover shenanigans) 344 memory leaks, rare stochastic bugs, or other built in limits /
345 that will ultimately kill the webserver even with eternally 345 constraints (think log files or some date rollover shenanigans)
346 perfect hardware. Do you really expect that a webserver 346 that will ultimately kill the webserver even with eternally perfect
347 engineered to work for 1 month will run for 10 years without 347 hardware. Do you really expect that a webserver engineered to work
348 catastrophically crashing? Not even Apache can do this! In fact, 348 for 1 month will run for 10 years without catastrophically
349 if I put in the extreme effort to make it that robust, I've 349 crashing? Not even Apache can do this! In fact, if I put in the
350 wasted time that I could have spent on other projects by pursuing 350 extreme effort to make it that robust, I've wasted time that I
351 an unnecessary engineering goal. Likewise, human minds have only 351 could have spent on other projects by pursuing an unnecessary
352 ever run for at most 122 years before they are destroyed due to 352 engineering goal. Likewise, human minds have only ever run for at
353 hardware degradation. Fixing the hardware doesn't change any 353 most 122 years before they are destroyed due to hardware
354 software bugs that are almost certainly present in the human 354 degradation. Fixing the hardware doesn't change any software bugs
355 mind. Think of all the pathological things that can go wrong with 355 that are almost certainly present in the human mind. Think of all
356 a webserver, multiply it by a million, and that likely how 356 the pathological things that can go wrong with a webserver,
357 evolution has designed our minds. For example, consider memory : 357 multiply it by a million, and that likely how evolution has
358 why should you expect that we have evolved the ability to 358 designed our minds. For example, consider memory : why should you
359 coherently organize memories past say 150 years? There's been 359 expect that we have evolved the ability to coherently organize
360 absolutely no selective pressure for this ability, so you can bet 360 memories past say 150 years? There's been absolutely no selective
361 that if there's any fitness to be gained from not having 361 pressure for this ability, so you can bet that if there's any
362 unlimited memory potential (such as better metabolic efficiency), 362 fitness to be gained from not having unlimited memory potential
363 we have it! You might think that maybe we would just forget 363 (such as better metabolic efficiency), we have it! You might think
364 things the same way that we sort of forget things that happen 364 that maybe we would just forget things the same way that we sort of
365 earlier in our lives, but complicated information processing 365 forget things that happen earlier in our lives, but complicated
366 systems don't have to fail gracefully when they're pushed far 366 information processing systems don't have to fail gracefully when
367 past their design constraints. A 150 year old person is just as 367 they're pushed far past their design constraints. A 150 year old
368 likely to suffer a catastrophic psychosis due to software 368 person is just as likely to suffer a catastrophic psychosis due to
369 limitations associated with memory as he is to do something with 369 software limitations associated with memory as he is to do
370 all those memories we might consider reasonable. More likely, in 370 something with all those memories we might consider
371 fact, since there are so very many ways for a complicated 371 reasonable. More likely, in fact, since there are so very many ways
372 software system to break and so few ways for it to run 372 for a complicated software system to break and so few ways for it
373 successfully. Therefore, I think Aubrey de Grey's "hardware-only" 373 to run successfully. Therefore, I think Aubrey de Grey's
374 approach is missing a very important component of longevity 374 "hardware-only" approach is missing a very important component of
375 science, and any successful effort to make people live orders of 375 longevity science, and any successful effort to make people live
376 magnitude longer than they do naturally will need to deal with 376 orders of magnitude longer than they do naturally will need to deal
377 people's software as well as their hardware. 377 with people's software as well as their hardware.
378 378
379 - validating neurocryopreservation :: Problem : you want to test 379 ** Validating Neurocryopreservation
380 whether a brain is functionally preserved through vitrification, 380 Problem : you want to test whether a brain is functionally
381 but you don't want to figure out how to preserve all the other 381 preserved through vitrification, but you don't want to figure out
382 organs in the animal. It might be possible to keep the rest of 382 how to preserve all the other organs in the animal. It might be
383 the body at almost 0C and vitrify just the head for only a few 383 possible to keep the rest of the body at almost 0C and vitrify just
384 minutes. Induce hypothermia, then separate out the head's blood 384 the head for only a few minutes. Induce hypothermia, then separate
385 supply from the rest of the body, then just cryoptotect and 385 out the head's blood supply from the rest of the body, then just
386 vitrify the head. Might need some sort of thermal guard to keep 386 cryoptotect and vitrify the head. Might need some sort of thermal
387 the outer head / neck from becoming too cold. You leave the 387 guard to keep the outer head / neck from becoming too cold. You
388 spinal cord intact! Then you devitrify to 0C, remove 388 leave the spinal cord intact! Then you devitrify to 0C, remove
389 cryoprotectant, and then reattach the blood supply. You can 389 cryoprotectant, and then reattach the blood supply. You can
390 determine brain preservation using behavioral assays! 390 determine brain preservation using behavioral assays!
391 391
392 - freezing water purifier :: you slowly freeze water, but also run 392 ** Freezing Water Purifier
393 liquid water over the frozen mass. This takes away basically all 393 You slowly freeze water, but also run liquid water over the frozen
394 impurities and creates "washed ice" then you melt the ice. Maybe 394 mass. This takes away basically all impurities and creates "washed
395 you could re-use the heat from creating the ice to melt the ice? 395 ice" then you melt the ice. Maybe you could re-use the heat from
396 396 creating the ice to melt the ice?
397 - ultra strength :: allow a person to visualize their muscle 397
398 recruitment patterns. Give them adrenaline and let them feel what 398 ** Ultra Strength
399 it's like to have the normal limits removed. See if they can 399 Allow a person to visualize their muscle recruitment patterns. Give
400 replicate the effects. 400 them adrenaline and let them feel what it's like to have the normal
401 401 limits removed. See if they can replicate the effects.
402 - phone names :: make a PX record for domain names that's like the MX 402
403 record, except that it is a phone number instead of an IP 403 ** Phone Names
404 address. That way, you can use the domain name registration 404 Make a PX record for domain names that's like the MX record, except
405 system to provide names for phone numbers. Then, as long as you 405 that it is a phone number instead of an IP address. That way, you
406 control the domain, you can point people to your current phone 406 can use the domain name registration system to provide names for
407 number by updating that record. 407 phone numbers. Then, as long as you control the domain, you can
408 408 point people to your current phone number by updating that record.
409 - edible flowers :: Edible white flowers that you put in a colored 409
410 solution with flavor. When the flower turns the right color, it 410 ** Edible Flowers
411 is also flavored and ready to eat! 411 Edible white flowers that you put in a colored solution with
412 412 flavor. When the flower turns the right color, it is also flavored
413 - lead bone :: Could you fill in all the empty spaces in a bone with 413 and ready to eat!
414 lead? Might be cool! 414
415 415 ** Lead Bone
416 - the quest for life :: Many stories that have immortal characters 416 Could you fill in all the empty spaces in a bone with lead? Might
417 have the "immortal who wants to become mortal" trope. I want to 417 be cool!
418 story where the protagonist loses their immortality and feels 418
419 /angry/ and ashamed about losing something that's so absolutely 419 ** The Quest for Life
420 crucial to their identity. A reverse of "death makes life worth 420 Many stories that have immortal characters have the "immortal who
421 living", they feel that living forever is what makes life worth 421 wants to become mortal" trope. I want to story where the
422 living. Now they've "lost their sunrise" or their "connection to 422 protagonist loses their immortality and feels /angry/ and ashamed
423 the timeless universe" or something. So they go on a quest to get 423 about losing something that's so absolutely crucial to their
424 it back, learning about themselves along the way, and regaining 424 identity. A reverse of "death makes life worth living", they feel
425 the precious thing they lost in the beginning. Which, it they can 425 that living forever is what makes life worth living. Now they've
426 actually gain their immortality back, means that they never lost 426 "lost their sunrise" or their "connection to the timeless universe"
427 it in the first place! 427 or something. So they go on a quest to get it back, learning about
428 428 themselves along the way, and regaining the precious thing they
429 - world-map :: take a small table and paint the continents in 429 lost in the beginning. Which, it they can actually gain their
430 toothpaste on the table. Make a slightly raised barrier around 430 immortality back, means that they never lost it in the first place!
431 the table. Slowly pour water onto the table, and it will form the 431
432 oceans! 432 ** World Map
433 433 Take a small table and paint the continents in toothpaste on the
434 - stage magic rituals :: rituals should incorporate elements of stage 434 table. Make a slightly raised barrier around the table. Slowly pour
435 magic. For example in Teller's rendition of Shakespeare's 435 water onto the table, and it will form the oceans!
436 Tempest, they have a scene where they levitate a crown in front 436
437 of someone, then put it on his head. They also have a wedding 437 ** Stage Magic Rituals
438 ceremony where they levitated the bride as well. Actual weddings 438 Rituals should incorporate elements of stage magic. For example in
439 and other ceremonies should incorporate stage magic as an 439 Teller's rendition of Shakespeare's Tempest, they have a scene
440 enhancement to the gravitas! 440 where they levitate a crown in front of someone, then put it on his
441 441 head. They also have a wedding ceremony where they levitated the
442 - isotope time dilation :: use a cyclotron to speed up rare isotopes 442 bride as well. Actual weddings and other ceremonies should
443 developed in nuclear fusion experiments. The relativistic time 443 incorporate stage magic as an enhancement to the gravitas!
444 dilation will stop the isotopes from decaying, and allow time to 444
445 study them. This is based on radioactive isotopes that fall 445 ** Isotope Time Dilation
446 through the earth's atmosphere that take hundreds of times longer 446 Use a cyclotron to speed up rare isotopes developed in nuclear
447 to decay than normal. 447 fusion experiments. The relativistic time dilation will stop the
448 448 isotopes from decaying, and allow time to study them. This is based
449 - marsupial stimulation :: You take a freshly pouched marsupial baby, 449 on radioactive isotopes that fall through the earth's atmosphere
450 and show it videos and other interactive things while it matures 450 that take hundreds of times longer to decay than normal.
451 in the pouch. What mental effects would this have? 451
452 452 ** Marsupial Stimulation
453 - The dynamically well tempered clavier :: Some older ways of tuning 453 You take a freshly pouched marsupial baby, and show it videos and
454 instruments sound better, but we use the even-tempered scale 454 other interactive things while it matures in the pouch. What mental
455 today because it makes it easier to switch keys. With electronic 455 effects would this have?
456 music, why not make key-annotations and dynamically re-tune the 456
457 piece to sound good in the current key? Could be done as a 457 ** The Dynamically Well-Tempered Clavier
458 midi+annotation -> midi compiler for initial experimentation. 458 Some older ways of tuning instruments sound better, but we use the
459 459 even-tempered scale today because it makes it easier to switch
460 - death always implies damage :: is is possible for a corpse to differ 460 keys. With electronic music, why not make key-annotations and
461 from a living person only in the fact that one is dead and the 461 dynamically re-tune the piece to sound good in the current key?
462 other is alive? NO! A corpse must always have some sort of 462 Could be done as a midi+annotation -> midi compiler for initial
463 molecular damage which causes the loss of function! 463 experimentation.
464 464
465 - inner eye :: Surgically install a bunch of tiny cameras inside a 465 ** Death Always Implies Damage
466 person. Then, you can activate them all and get a picture of your 466 is is possible for a corpse to differ from a living person only in
467 internal organs for diagnostic purposes. 467 the fact that one is dead and the other is alive? NO! A corpse must
468 468 always have some sort of molecular damage which causes the loss of
469 - chaos rails :: The homoclinic tangle (which I call the "rails of 469 function!
470 chaos") is very beautiful. We couldn't even visualize it before 470
471 computers because it's so complicated! Someone should make a 471 ** Inner Eye
472 visualization of it. Here's my inital [[/thoughts/images/rails-of-chaos.png][The Rails of Chaos]] 472 Surgically install a bunch of tiny cameras inside a person. Then,
473 473 you can activate them all and get a picture of your internal organs
474 - cryonics middle ages :: some people say that cryonics is an 474 for diagnostic purposes.
475 experiment and that it is foolish to wait until we have revived a 475
476 human. There is a middle ground where the procedure has a dismal 476 ** Chaos Rails
477 success rate on humans, say 1 in 20, so that you'd be a fool to 477 The homoclinic tangle (which I call the "rails of chaos") is very
478 try revival. Nonetheless, this very risky procedure could be the 478 beautiful. We couldn't even visualize it before computers because
479 legal proof of concept needed to create a new class of life 479 it's so complicated! Someone should make a visualization of
480 between "living" and "dead": "stasis". 480 it. Here's my inital stab at it: [[../images/rails-of-chaos.png][The Rails of Chaos]]
481 481
482 - Minds and Mirrors :: neat thought experiment -- if you take a mirror 482 ** Cryonics Middle Ages
483 of someone by actually reversing a person's chirality molecule by 483 Some people say that cryonics is an experiment and that it is
484 molecule, then will the only be able to read mirror writing? The 484 foolish to wait until we have revived a human. There is a middle
485 answer is yes, by analogy to a purely mechanical scan-tron 485 ground where the procedure has a dismal success rate on humans, say
486 device. This is one of the only interesting transforms I know 486 1 in 20, so that you'd be a fool to try revival. Nonetheless, this
487 that can take a human brain and change it in subtle, 487 very risky procedure could be the legal proof of concept needed to
488 non-destructive ways. It's also an argument against dualism. 488 create a new class of life between "living" and "dead": "stasis".
489 489
490 - biosphere in a bottle :: There are around 15 million species. 15 490 ** Minds and Mirrors
491 million stem cells will fill only a tiny size, far less than a cubic 491 Neat thought experiment -- if you take a mirror of someone by
492 inch. Preserve a single cell from every species on earth in this 492 actually reversing a person's chirality molecule by molecule, then
493 small space, and you will have a record of our current biosphere 493 will the only be able to read mirror writing? The answer is yes, by
494 that can be protected. "Hold the genetic data of all species in 494 analogy to a purely mechanical scan-tron device. This is one of the
495 your hand!" 495 only interesting transforms I know that can take a human brain and
496 496 change it in subtle, non-destructive ways. It's also an argument
497 - chaos lock :: The "arrow of time" points in the direction of 497 against dualism.
498 increasing entropy. The time evolution of chaotic systems depend 498
499 exquisitely on their initial state. If you take a measurement of 499 ** Biosphere in a Bottle
500 a chaotic system at any given point of time, you can evolve that 500 There are around 15 million species. 15 million stem cells will
501 system backwards or forwards based on your measurement. So let's 501 fill only a tiny size, far less than a cubic inch. Preserve a
502 say you start the chaotic system in a VERY low entropy state, 502 single cell from every species on earth in this small space, and
503 then let it run for a while, then take a measurement with some 503 you will have a record of our current biosphere that can be
504 uncertainty. Your measurement is pretty good, but obviously not 504 protected. "Hold the genetic data of all species in your hand!"
505 PERFECT. If you evolve the chaotic system back in time, then you 505
506 will see that you don't really reach a state with low entropy an 506 ** Chaos Lock
507 hour before (the entropy is easy to measure with surrogates like 507 The "arrow of time" points in the direction of increasing
508 alignment, etc). So use this technique to SEARCH for a more 508 entropy. The time evolution of chaotic systems depend exquisitely
509 accurate measurement! This potentially can give you many more 509 on their initial state. If you take a measurement of a chaotic
510 orders of magnitude than you could get alone just using an 510 system at any given point of time, you can evolve that system
511 instrument. Sometimes it will give you bad results, the the odds 511 backwards or forwards based on your measurement. So let's say you
512 of it doing that are infinitesimal, and you can just measure a 512 start the chaotic system in a VERY low entropy state, then let it
513 couple of times. 513 run for a while, then take a measurement with some
514 514 uncertainty. Your measurement is pretty good, but obviously not
515 - cryo-evolution :: perhaps there would be a way to rapidly evolve a 515 PERFECT. If you evolve the chaotic system back in time, then you
516 symbiotic bacterial organism that could protect human tissues 516 will see that you don't really reach a state with low entropy an
517 from freezing damage. 517 hour before (the entropy is easy to measure with surrogates like
518 518 alignment, etc). So use this technique to SEARCH for a more
519 - suicide parasite :: sometimes, people kill themselves for no good 519 accurate measurement! This potentially can give you many more
520 reason. We often explain this with things like "hidden 520 orders of magnitude than you could get alone just using an
521 depression" or we say that they had something like chronic jaw or 521 instrument. Sometimes it will give you bad results, the the odds of
522 back pain. I think that smells of rationalization. I don't buy 522 it doing that are infinitesimal, and you can just measure a couple
523 it. I propose that in many suicide cases there is a disease that 523 of times.
524 causes the suicidal behavior. We already know that certain 524
525 parasites have mind-bending properties in other animals, even 525 ** Cryo Evolution
526 mammals like mice. It's not much of a stretch to imagine a 526 Perhaps there would be a way to rapidly evolve a symbiotic
527 parasite that causes suicides in humans. Some problems: 527 bacterial organism that could protect human tissues from freezing
528 - What does the suicide parasite get out of it? :: This might be 528 damage.
529 answered by the whole thing being a glitch caused by 529
530 cross-species contamination. Toxoplasma works this way. 530 ** Suicide Parasite
531 - What predictions does a disease model make :: suicide should 531 Sometimes, people kill themselves for no good reason. We often
532 be more common among people who share a contagion 532 explain this with things like "hidden depression" or we say that
533 vector. There should be suicides that don't make any 533 they had something like chronic jaw or back pain. I think that
534 sense : people who weren't really depressed, who had no 534 smells of rationalization. I don't buy it. I propose that in many
535 reason to kill themselves. People who have killed themselves 535 suicide cases there is a disease that causes the suicidal
536 should have a higher incidence of some unknown parasite in 536 behavior. We already know that certain parasites have mind-bending
537 their brains. 537 properties in other animals, even mammals like mice. It's not much
538 538 of a stretch to imagine a parasite that causes suicides in
539 - domestic insects :: People should eat more bugs because they're much 539 humans. Some problems:
540 more efficient, so why not do some major domestication research 540
541 to make very appealing bugs? Beetles, in particular, seem to be 541 *What does the suicide parasite get out of it?* : This might be
542 excellent targets for domestication because they have extreme 542 answered by the whole thing being a glitch caused by cross-species
543 levels of genetic malleability. Remember that lobster was once 543 contamination. Toxoplasma works this way.
544 seen as an animal only fit for prisoners to consume! 544
545 545 *What predictions does a disease model make* : suicide should be
546 - birth-clones :: What if each person was intentionally split at birth 546 more common among people who share a contagion vector. There should
547 into a normal embryo and a few "backup" cells which are then 547 be suicides that don't make any sense : people who weren't really
548 frozen. The backup cells are created just the same way as natural 548 depressed, who had no reason to kill themselves. People who have
549 identical twins. The backups can be used to regenerate 549 killed themselves should have a higher incidence of some unknown
550 organs. etc. Also, it would be a good sci-fi concept, because you 550 parasite in their brains.
551 could have a culture where people reward people who were 551
552 especially awesome are "reborn" from their backups. Imagine 552 ** Domestic Insects
553 having a young Bach every generation, etc. 553 People should eat more bugs because they're much more efficient, so
554 554 why not do some major domestication research to make very appealing
555 - pronunciation guide :: a simple webpage where you type in a word and 555 bugs? Beetles, in particular, seem to be excellent targets for
556 it returns a simple, English sentence describing exactly how to 556 domestication because they have extreme levels of genetic
557 pronounce the word. For people who don't want to learn IPA. 557 malleability. Remember that lobster was once seen as an animal only
558 558 fit for prisoners to consume!
559 - Learning to Teleport :: This is a story about a person who is 559
560 struggling with his/her society's ideas about teleportation. It's 560 ** Birth-Clones
561 considered a fundamental part of being a member of that society 561 What if each person was intentionally split at birth into a normal
562 (after all, the difference between animals and humans is that 562 embryo and a few "backup" cells which are then frozen. The backup
563 humans are creatures of pure information while animals are 563 cells are created just the same way as natural identical twins. The
564 burdened with base matter, "that's how you travel the stars, 564 backups can be used to regenerate organs. etc. Also, it would be a
565 etc") Humans are born normally, grow up, and then eventually 565 good sci-fi concept, because you could have a culture where people
566 transcend via destructive upload. Analogies to jumping off a 566 reward people who were especially awesome are "reborn" from their
567 diving board into a pool (which I simply /could not do/ for a 567 backups. Imagine having a young Bach every generation, etc.
568 long time), etc. 568
569 569 ** Pronunciation Guide
570 - no-float-ice :: cup that has cross beams at the bottom where ice 570 A simple webpage where you type in a word and it returns a simple,
571 forms. Then when you drink liquid from the glass, the ice stays 571 English sentence describing exactly how to pronounce the word. For
572 at the bottom and doesn't hit your lips. For bars and fancy 572 people who don't want to learn IPA.
573 things. 573
574 574 ** Learning to Teleport
575 - bitcoins for immigrants :: A common case with Mexican immigrants 575 This is a story about a person who is struggling with his/her
576 (illegal or not) is that they want to send money they've earned 576 society's ideas about teleportation. It's considered a fundamental
577 in the US back to their families in Mexico. They currently do 577 part of being a member of that society (after all, the difference
578 this through things like Money Gram or Western Union, and they 578 between animals and humans is that humans are creatures of pure
579 get fleeced in the process with fees. Bitcoin could greatly 579 information while animals are burdened with base matter, "that's
580 reduce the cost of sending money from America to Mexico, but I 580 how you travel the stars, etc") Humans are born normally, grow up,
581 don't believe that it's currently used for that among Mexican 581 and then eventually transcend via destructive upload. Analogies to
582 immigrants currently due to lack of knowledge. I bet you could 582 jumping off a diving board into a pool (which I simply /could not
583 set up physical locations like those obnoxious Western Union huts 583 do/ for a long time), etc.
584 in places like Texas, Arizona, etc, and greatly undercut 584
585 them. Or, perhaps some educational seminars about bitcoin might 585 ** No-Float-Ice
586 be in order. There's some money to be made there because there is 586 Cup that has cross beams at the bottom where ice forms. Then when
587 great demand, and it's a good thing to boot! 587 you drink liquid from the glass, the ice stays at the bottom and
588 588 doesn't hit your lips. For bars and fancy things.
589 - reverse eye-tracking :: A painting that is actually a digital screen 589
590 with a camera. It records people's eye tracks permanently. It's 590 ** Bitcoins for Immigrants
591 "artistic" because paintings are normally these things that you 591 A common case with Mexican immigrants (illegal or not) is that they
592 look at without changing, but this one is changed the second you 592 want to send money they've earned in the US back to their families
593 look at it, recording where /you/ looked forever for others to 593 in Mexico. They currently do this through things like Money Gram or
594 see. Make it be a painting of a woman and see the trolling as the 594 Western Union, and they get fleeced in the process with
595 breasts and groin area light up with interest from all the males 595 fees. Bitcoin could greatly reduce the cost of sending money from
596 passing by. 596 America to Mexico, but I don't believe that it's currently used for
597 597 that among Mexican immigrants currently due to lack of knowledge. I
598 - smart toilets :: Instead of using indirect measures like infrared 598 bet you could set up physical locations like those obnoxious
599 detectors of the presence of a person, use computer vision to 599 Western Union huts in places like Texas, Arizona, etc, and greatly
600 directly measure whether the toilet needs to be flushed. I think 600 undercut them. Or, perhaps some educational seminars about bitcoin
601 a lot of things will end up going this way as we get better 601 might be in order. There's some money to be made there because
602 computer vision. 602 there is great demand, and it's a good thing to boot!
603 603
604 - validate chemopreservation :: chemopreservation is difficult to 604 ** Reverse Eye-Tracking
605 validate because it destroys the functionality of a brain, and 605 A painting that is actually a digital screen with a camera. It
606 brain simulation will take a long time to mature as a 606 records people's eye tracks permanently. It's "artistic" because
607 technology. However, one very powerful way to validate 607 paintings are normally these things that you look at without
608 chemopreservation would be to have a person/animal learn 608 changing, but this one is changed the second you look at it,
609 something with high complexity such as a number or the solution 609 recording where /you/ looked forever for others to see. Make it be
610 to a maze, or a flashbulb memory. Then you preserve their brain 610 a painting of a woman and see the trolling as the breasts and groin
611 chemically, slice it up, and read /that specific memory/ from the 611 area light up with interest from all the males passing by. Then
612 detailed brain scan. Much more difficult, but much more doable. 612 watch as the painting turns into a commentary on perception and
613 613 popularity -- a sort of eigenvector of perception! Will all
614 - candy screw :: edible candy screw with candy nuts that you can screw 614 paintings turn into the same thing eventually?
615 as well. 615
616 616 ** Smart Toilets
617 - better bibliography :: when writing a thesis or paper, have the 617 Instead of using indirect measures like infrared detectors of the
618 bibliography not just be an opaque list of resources, but have it 618 presence of a person, use computer vision to directly measure
619 be a list of /summaries/ and /qualities/ that each paper has in 619 whether the toilet needs to be flushed. I think a lot of things
620 the context of the paper being written. When examining a 620 will end up going this way as we get better computer vision.
621 bibliography, I want to know if reading the papers in the 621
622 bibliography are worth my time, and I also am probably also 622 ** Validate Chemopreservation
623 interested in exactly the things that are being discussed in the 623 Chemopreservation is difficult to validate because it destroys the
624 paper I'm reading. The bibliography is the perfect place to 624 functionality of a brain, and brain simulation will take a long
625 provide information about the referenced papers from the 625 time to mature as a technology. However, one very powerful way to
626 author's perspective. I will use this biographic form in my own 626 validate chemopreservation would be to have a person/animal learn
627 thesis! 627 something with high complexity such as a number or the solution to
628 628 a maze, or a flashbulb memory. Then you preserve their brain
629 - chess visual :: to show the vast size of the game trees considered 629 chemically, slice it up, and read /that specific memory/ from the
630 by computers, show two people playing chess in a void. They are 630 detailed brain scan. Much more difficult, but much more doable.
631 floating in space, and there is a simple chess board between 631
632 them. Then, as they play, the game tree's they are considering 632 ** Candy Screw
633 are drawn behind him. The root of the tree starts centered in 633 Edible candy screw with candy nuts that you can screw as well.
634 their heads or whatever they use to think, and the tree grows out 634
635 from behind, never crossing the dividing plane between the two 635 ** Better Bibliography
636 players. Each player's tree is a different color. As they grow, 636 When writing a thesis or paper, have the bibliography not just be
637 there are animations for pruning, etc. Eventually, they look like 637 an opaque list of resources, but have it be a list of /summaries/
638 the hemispheres of a brain, wings, etc. A human's tree might 638 and /qualities/ that each paper has in the context of the paper
639 occasionally have a long chain, while the computer tree would be 639 being written. When examining a bibliography, I want to know if
640 more uniform. You could compare deep blue and a modern 640 reading the papers in the bibliography are worth my time, and I
641 laptop. Use actual data when fighting two computers! 641 also am probably also interested in exactly the things that are
642 642 being discussed in the paper I'm reading. The bibliography is the
643 - tamper proof gold bars :: [[http://www.tungsten-alloy.com/gold-plated-tungsten-alloy-bar.html][this site]] offers gold plated tungsten bars 643 perfect place to provide information about the referenced papers
644 as "novelty" items. One reason to prefer coins is because they 644 from the author's perspective. I will use this biographic form in
645 are much harder to counterfeit because there is less surface area 645 my own thesis!
646 to mass ratio. However, gold bars are still a great design 646
647 because they can hold a lot of value in a small space. A gold bar 647 ** Chess Visual
648 could be given the same protections (and more) that gold coins 648 To show the vast size of the game trees considered by computers,
649 have to offer by changing it into a "gold book", which would have 649 show two people playing chess in a void. They are floating in
650 hundreds of "pages" of gold bound together. This could be 650 space, and there is a simple chess board between them. Then, as
651 implemented with multiple steel rods going through the book which 651 they play, the game tree's they are considering are drawn behind
652 can be removed, or some more classier mechanism for holding the 652 him. The root of the tree starts centered in their heads or
653 pages. The point is that the bar can be EASILY subdivided (and 653 whatever they use to think, and the tree grows out from behind,
654 people would perform this test before buying), thus guaranteeing 654 never crossing the dividing plane between the two players. Each
655 it's authenticity. 655 player's tree is a different color. As they grow, there are
656 656 animations for pruning, etc. Eventually, they look like the
657 - high school science :: this is a lesson in scientific ethics. The 657 hemispheres of a brain, wings, etc. A human's tree might
658 goal is to calculate /g/, the local gravitational 658 occasionally have a long chain, while the computer tree would be
659 acceleration. The students are told that the textbook says it's 659 more uniform. You could compare deep blue and a modern laptop. Use
660 /exactly/ 9.81 before they start the experiment. See how they 660 actual data when fighting two computers!
661 doctor their results to get closer to the textbook value. It's 661
662 neat because for any given school, /g/ is probably *not* exactly 662 ** Tamper Proof Gold Bars
663 equal to 9.81, because that is just an average! 663 [[Http://www.tungsten-alloy.com/gold-plated-tungsten-alloy-bar.html][This site]] offers gold plated tungsten bars as "novelty" items. One
664 664 reason to prefer coins is because they are much harder to
665 - opencourseware subtitles :: there are people who type up lectures at 665 counterfeit because there is less surface area to mass
666 MIT while they are being given, so that hearing impared students 666 ratio. However, gold bars are still a great design because they can
667 can follow along. These recordings should be kept and given to 667 hold a lot of value in a small space. A gold bar could be given the
668 OCW for subtitles. If the timestamps of keys are recorded, then 668 same protections (and more) that gold coins have to offer by
669 it is easy to make subtitles. 669 changing it into a "gold book", which would have hundreds of
670 670 "pages" of gold bound together. This could be implemented with
671 - screen locking timing :: you use your computer camera to see if you 671 multiple steel rods going through the book which can be removed, or
672 are sitting in front of the computer. If you are, then the screen 672 some more classier mechanism for holding the pages. The point is
673 will never lock. If you are, then the screen will lock with a 673 that the bar can be EASILY subdivided (and people would perform
674 30-40 second timeout. It's an extension of using inactivity to 674 this test before buying), thus guaranteeing it's authenticity.
675 initiate the countdown, just with more information. 675
676 676 ** High School Science
677 - mirror toilet :: a toilet with a square basin made of mirror instead 677 This is a lesson in scientific ethics. The goal is to calculate
678 of porcelain. That way, you can see how good of a wipe job you 678 /g/, the local gravitational acceleration. The students are told
679 have done / watch how your excretion system works. 679 that the textbook says it's /exactly/ 9.81 before they start the
680 680 experiment. See how they doctor their results to get closer to the
681 - X-ray telepresence :: given that a doctor is operating on a patient 681 textbook value. It's neat because for any given school, /g/ is
682 via telepresence, one cool things you can do is shine X-rays into 682 probably *not* exactly equal to 9.81, because that is just an
683 the patient to view the insides during real time. (This doesn't 683 average!
684 expose either the doctor or patient to chronically damaging 684
685 amounts of X-rays) If the system was coupled with a Bayesian 685 ** Opencourseware Subtitles
686 model of the layout of the structure, and the x-rays were only 686 There are people who type up lectures at MIT while they are being
687 fired whenever the uncertainty of the model reached a certain 687 given, so that hearing impared students can follow along. These
688 threshold, then the radiation damage and surgery risk could be 688 recordings should be kept and given to OCW for subtitles. If the
689 minimized. 689 timestamps of keys are recorded, then it is easy to make subtitles.
690 690
691 - superfluid vascular system :: I wonder what would happen if you 691 ** Screen Locking Timing
692 replaced the blood in a human with a superfluid. What would the 692 You use your computer camera to see if you are sitting in front of
693 physical dynamics be? Would the superfluid flow through the 693 the computer. If you are, then the screen will never lock. If you
694 vasculature, or would it ignore it and travel through the cells, 694 are, then the screen will lock with a 30-40 second timeout. It's an
695 or something else entirely. Since superfluids need to be cold to 695 extension of using inactivity to initiate the countdown, just with
696 retain their superfluidity, how would the dynamics change during 696 more information.
697 perfusion of a superfluid, where the fluid gains and looses 697
698 superfluidity as it goes deeper into the body and is cooled by 698 ** Mirror Toilet
699 superfluid from upstream. In summary there are two things to 699 A toilet with a square basin made of mirror instead of
700 simulate 1.) replace all blood in human with superfluid 700 porcelain. That way, you can see how good of a wipe job you have
701 instantly. 2.) perfuse superfluid into human. 701 done / watch how your excretion system works.
702 702
703 - projective guessing :: I think that we read and see things by 703 ** X-ray telepresence
704 making a really good guess about what we're expecting to see, 704 given that a doctor is operating on a patient via telepresence, one
705 and then searching for our guess in what we see. If it really 705 cool things you can do is shine X-rays into the patient to view the
706 doesn't match, then we start to make more guesses / analyze the 706 insides during real time. (This doesn't expose either the doctor or
707 image from first principles, but most stuff is projective 707 patient to chronically damaging amounts of X-rays) If the system
708 guessing. 708 was coupled with a Bayesian model of the layout of the structure,
709 709 and the x-rays were only fired whenever the uncertainty of the
710 - Intestinal flora maintenance :: why not inoculate babies at birth 710 model reached a certain threshold, then the radiation damage and
711 with "ideal" gut flora instead of whatever bullshit they 711 surgery risk could be minimized.
712 naturally get, thus giving them optimal digestive/nutrient 712
713 extraction capabilities. Might also be able to make their farts 713 ** Superfluid Vascular System
714 not stink for life, too. MORE IMPORTANTLY, might help to 714 I wonder what would happen if you replaced the blood in a human
715 preventatively stop some forms of /colic/, which affects 1 in 5 715 with a superfluid. What would the physical dynamics be? Would the
716 babies and causes constant screaming and pain for about 5 weeks. 716 superfluid flow through the vasculature, or would it ignore it and
717 717 travel through the cells, or something else entirely. Since
718 - server culture -- mirrors :: make a distributed system where people 718 superfluids need to be cold to retain their superfluidity, how
719 can mirror the websites of people they like -- essentially cover 719 would the dynamics change during perfusion of a superfluid, where
720 the server costs of favored websites. This could make popular 720 the fluid gains and looses superfluidity as it goes deeper into the
721 websites run at no cost. The system would require that the 721 body and is cooled by superfluid from upstream. In summary there
722 mirrored content be the same as the official source. Sort of like 722 are two things to simulate 1.) replace all blood in human with
723 bit-torrent for websites. 723 superfluid instantly. 2.) perfuse superfluid into human.
724 724
725 - map programming :: one problem with functional programming is that 725 ** Projective Guessing
726 in order to remain functional, you have to pass up arguments up 726 I think that we read and see things by making a really good guess
727 into each calling function to get the full range of behavior 727 about what we're expecting to see, and then searching for our guess
728 from the lower level functions. Normally people come to a 728 in what we see. If it really doesn't match, then we start to make
729 compromise involving abstraction and sparing use of dynamic 729 more guesses / analyze the image from first principles, but most
730 variables to configure runtime behavior. What would be the 730 stuff is projective guessing.
731 advantages of making a programming language where every function 731
732 receives one argument, a map, which contains all the symbol 732 ** Intestinal Flora Maintenance
733 bindings it would ever need? This map is passed on to all 733 Why not inoculate babies at birth with "ideal" gut flora instead of
734 subordinate functions. This way, you could replace functions on 734 whatever bullshit they naturally get, thus giving them optimal
735 the fly, and arrange for there to be sensible defaults, 735 digestive/nutrient extraction capabilities. Might also be able to
736 etc. Might cause more harm than good but is an interesting idea. 736 make their farts not stink for life, too. MORE IMPORTANTLY, might
737 737 help to preventatively stop some forms of /colic/, which affects 1
738 - rest nest :: a small EEG device you would attach to your head when 738 in 5 babies and causes constant screaming and pain for about 5
739 you go to sleep at night. ML algorithms would determine your 739 weeks.
740 particular sleep cycles. This would mostly be an alarm clock that 740
741 you could give a time range, say 7:00AM - 7:15AM, and it would 741 ** Server Culture -- Mirrors
742 wake you up during an ideal time corresponding to then end of one 742 Make a distributed system where people can mirror the websites of
743 of your 90 min sleep cycles. You would feel much more rested upon 743 people they like -- essentially cover the server costs of favored
744 waking up, and would wake up faster. There might be some other 744 websites. This could make popular websites run at no cost. The
745 uses for the EEG data as well. 745 system would require that the mirrored content be the same as the
746 746 official source. Sort of like bit-torrent for websites.
747 - image compression :: use a library like gimp or opencv to process an 747
748 image to make it have less entropy, then store the reverse of 748 ** Map Programming
749 those operations along with the compressed simpler image as a 749 One problem with functional programming is that in order to remain
750 super-compressed image file (possibly accepting some 750 functional, you have to pass up arguments up into each calling
751 losses). Trades file size for decompression time, and allows one 751 function to get the full range of behavior from the lower level
752 to cheat by using information in gimp/opencv to compress the 752 functions. Normally people come to a compromise involving
753 image. 753 abstraction and sparing use of dynamic variables to configure
754 754 runtime behavior. What would be the advantages of making a
755 - aldehyde-stabalized cryopreservation :: why not use a fixative to 755 programming language where every function receives one argument, a
756 buy enough time to ramp up cryoprotectants to an acceptable level 756 map, which contains all the symbol bindings it would ever need?
757 at room temperature? Then, the whole system can be rapidly cooled 757 This map is passed on to all subordinate functions. This way, you
758 and vitrified. This method "severs the biological link" in that 758 could replace functions on the fly, and arrange for there to be
759 the fixatives are highly toxic, but current vitrification 759 sensible defaults, etc. Might cause more harm than good but is an
760 procedures do this anyway since there can be a lot of freezing 760 interesting idea.
761 damage. 761
762 762 ** Rest Nest
763 - dilated security camera :: a security camera that would capture 763 A small EEG device you would attach to your head when you go to
764 full video footage of everything at 60fps but then decide to keep 764 sleep at night. ML algorithms would determine your particular sleep
765 only every 1 frame every 5 seconds unless there's something 765 cycles. This would mostly be an alarm clock that you could give a
766 "interesting" happening. 766 time range, say 7:00AM - 7:15AM, and it would wake you up during an
767 767 ideal time corresponding to then end of one of your 90 min sleep
768 - bitcoin wallet :: Part of "server culture", this would be something 768 cycles. You would feel much more rested upon waking up, and would
769 like "coin.your-domain.com" which would serve as 769 wake up faster. There might be some other uses for the EEG data as
770 your personal trusted access to your own bitcoins 770 well.
771 from anywhere. 771
772 772 ** Image Compression
773 - libpay :: this would be a free library which would enable 773 Use a library like gimp or opencv to process an image to make it
774 micro-donations to software projects and other projects, 774 have less entropy, then store the reverse of those operations along
775 so that you could donate a penny to "emacs" and it would 775 with the compressed simpler image as a super-compressed image file
776 be automatically split up to every person who has ever 776 (possibly accepting some losses). Trades file size for
777 contributed to emacs in proportion to the amount of 777 decompression time, and allows one to cheat by using information in
778 community esteem, code quantity, bugs fixed, whatever the 778 gimp/opencv to compress the image.
779 community decides. This might make it possible for 779
780 programmers to live entirely off of free programming. 780 ** Aldehyde-Stabalized Cryopreservation
781 781 Why not use a fixative to buy enough time to ramp up
782 - pronouns :: use capital letters A-Z instead of pronouns. They solve 782 cryoprotectants to an acceptable level at room temperature? Then,
783 pronoun referents and gender neutrality, are short to 783 the whole system can be rapidly cooled and vitrified. This method
784 say, and you can encode useful information into the 784 "severs the biological link" in that the fixatives are highly
785 choice of letter. For example, instead of "Meetings 785 toxic, but current vitrification procedures do this anyway since
786 shall be presided over by the president, unless she is 786 there can be a lot of freezing damage.
787 absent." USE "Meetings shall be presided over by the 787
788 president, unless P is absent." We already use this a 788 ** Dilated Security Camera
789 little, since I and U are reserved for the subject and 789 A security camera that would capture full video footage of
790 object respectively. 790 everything at 60fps but then decide to keep only every 1 frame
791 791 every 5 seconds unless there's something "interesting" happening.
792 - phone DSP :: software app that inserts an audio DSP between the 792
793 input to a phone and the output. The DSP is delicious 793 ** Bitcoin Wallet
794 and configurable, and can allow men to make their 794 Part of "server culture", this would be something like
795 voices deeper, etc. The app would allow you to hear 795 "coin.your-domain.com" which would serve as your personal trusted
796 your own voice as others hear it. Most people hate how 796 access to your own bitcoins from anywhere.
797 their own voice sounds. The app would also allow one to 797
798 immediately change the parameters of the DSP using good 798 ** Libpay
799 presets. 799 This would be a free library which would enable micro-donations to
800 800 software projects and other projects, so that you could donate a
801 - restaurant receipts :: use a carbon copy receipt instead of two stupid 801 penny to "emacs" and it would be automatically split up to every
802 copies. 802 person who has ever contributed to emacs in proportion to the
803 803 amount of community esteem, code quantity, bugs fixed, whatever the
804 - crossdressing :: Easiest way to disguise oneself as a woman is to 804 community decides. This might make it possible for programmers to
805 wear a burka. 805 live entirely off of free programming.
806 806
807 - book-mode :: intelligent color highlighting for books and 807 ** Pronouns
808 articles. It would disambiguate pronouns and involved 808 Use capital letters A-Z instead of pronouns. They solve pronoun
809 references. For example, if "Rachael" was assigned the 809 referents and gender neutrality, are short to say, and you can
810 color red, and "the blonde haired girl" refers to 810 encode useful information into the choice of letter. For example,
811 "Rachael", then "the blonde haired girl" would be 811 instead of "Meetings shall be presided over by the president,
812 colored red. Also, you could disambiguate multi part 812 unless she is absent." USE "Meetings shall be presided over by the
813 run-on sentences by highlighting each 813 president, unless P is absent." We already use this a little, since
814 subcomponent. Maybe would also have applications to 814 I and U are reserved for the subject and object respectively.
815 scientific reading. 815
816 816 ** Phone DSP
817 - Handheld light Rain measurement :: this would be a clear, teflon 817 Software app that inserts an audio DSP between the input to a phone
818 coated plastic disk with a camera underneath the disk. You would 818 and the output. The DSP is delicious and configurable, and can
819 be able to hold the device out and it would measure the rate of 819 allow men to make their voices deeper, etc. The app would allow you
820 accumulation of water droplets from fine mists and light rain by 820 to hear your own voice as others hear it. Most people hate how
821 using computer vision to measure the diameters of the drops. 821 their own voice sounds. The app would also allow one to immediately
822 822 change the parameters of the DSP using good presets.
823 - Big Brother Farming :: This would be a vision system that would 823
824 individually monitor each plant and turn on water, etc to ensure 824 ** Restaurant Receipts
825 maximum/uniform growth for each plant. 825 Use a carbon copy receipt instead of two stupid copies.
826 826
827 - Discrete Faucet :: A faucet with discrete ticks instead of 827 ** Crossdressing
828 continuous. 828 Easiest way to disguise oneself as a woman is to wear a burka.
829 829
830 - Laser Circle :: take a glass microfiliment and shine a laser at one 830 ** Book-Mode
831 end at an oblique angle. It will make a perfect, 831 Intelligent color highlighting for books and articles. It would
832 large circle on the wall, converting a laser beam 832 disambiguate pronouns and involved references. For example, if
833 into a laser cone, preserving most of the energy of 833 "Rachael" was assigned the color red, and "the blonde haired girl"
834 the laser. 834 refers to "Rachael", then "the blonde haired girl" would be colored
835 835 red. Also, you could disambiguate multi part run-on sentences by
836 - Invisible Glass :: Take a container of liquid and embed a 836 highlighting each subcomponent. Maybe would also have applications
837 glass sculpture made out of glass that has exactly the same index 837 to scientific reading.
838 of refraction and color of the liquid. Then the sculpture will be 838
839 totally invisible in the container, and will only be revealed 839 ** Handheld Light Rain Measurement
840 when the liquid is drained. The container might be a fancy 840 This would be a clear, teflon coated plastic disk with a camera
841 wine/spirit bottle or an hourglass. 841 underneath the disk. You would be able to hold the device out and
842 842 it would measure the rate of accumulation of water droplets from
843 - Caterpillar people :: A race of caterpillar like creatures gains 843 fine mists and light rain by using computer vision to measure the
844 intelligence after eons of predation by birds, etc. These 844 diameters of the drops.
845 caterpillar creatures still undergo metamorphosis into a large 845
846 butterfly-like creature. The metamorphosis process turns the 846 ** Big Brother Farming
847 caterpillar's brain into mush and reforms it into a minimal, 847 This would be a vision system that would individually monitor each
848 dumb, truly insect-like mind, completely destroying the person 848 plant and turn on water, etc to ensure maximum/uniform growth for
849 the caterpillar was. The society develops all sorts of customs and 849 each plant.
850 religious interpretations of the metamorphosis. It is viewed as 850
851 good and natural by some since it is part of their life cycle and 851 ** Discrete Faucet
852 necessary to propagate the species, as only the butterflies can 852 A faucet with discrete ticks instead of continuous.
853 mate. Some think that the butterflies are still the same person 853
854 because they have the same soul, even they no longer posses the 854 ** Laser Circle
855 memories or personality of the original caterpillar. Some see the 855 Take a glass microfiliment and shine a laser at one end at an
856 butterfly form as the "true form" of the species, since the 856 oblique angle. It will make a perfect, large circle on the wall,
857 butterflies can fly, mate, and are beautiful. Many make a big 857 converting a laser beam into a laser cone, preserving most of the
858 deal out of the fact that 1-2% of the caterpillar's mind is 858 energy of the laser.
859 actually preserved in the butterfly. Some see it as a terrible 859
860 tragedy and argue that the caterpillars should try to stop the 860 ** Invisible Glass
861 metamorphosis by technology. Practically, some very important 861 Take a container of liquid and embed a glass sculpture made out of
862 members of society undergo hormone therapy and/or surgery to 862 glass that has exactly the same index of refraction and color of
863 prevent metamorphosis so that they can live longer as themselves. 863 the liquid. Then the sculpture will be totally invisible in the
864 864 container, and will only be revealed when the liquid is
865 This is a continuation of Marvin Minsky's ideas about pain being 865 drained. The container might be a fancy wine/spirit bottle or an
866 something that preserves our bodies while destroying our minds, 866 hourglass.
867 something that is a remnant from our too harsh animal days that 867
868 hasn't caught up to the fact that we have very complex brains 868 ** Caterpillar people
869 now. It's a worst-case scenario about a maladaptive genetic 869 A race of caterpillar like creatures gains intelligence after eons
870 legacy. Also, it's inspired by "There She Is!!!", which makes a 870 of predation by birds, etc. These caterpillar creatures still
871 compelling point about homosexuality by introducing a second 871 undergo metamorphosis into a large butterfly-like creature. The
872 gender characteristic (bunny/cat, male/female), which makes 872 metamorphosis process turns the caterpillar's brain into mush and
873 homophobia look very silly. Here, our own biological legacy of 873 reforms it into a minimal, dumb, truly insect-like mind, completely
874 pain and death is made to look like the tragedy it is through the 874 destroying the person the caterpillar was. The society develops all
875 lens of the the caterpillar people. 875 sorts of customs and religious interpretations of the
876 876 metamorphosis. It is viewed as good and natural by some since it is
877 - relationships as a business :: [[http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Up-or-Out-Solving-the-IT-Turnover-Crisis.aspx][Turnover-Crisis]] is an excellent talk 877 part of their life cycle and necessary to propagate the species, as
878 about the "culture of quitting," which is about better business 878 only the butterflies can mate. Some think that the butterflies are
879 by letting people go instead of keeping them around past their 879 still the same person because they have the same soul, even they no
880 "apex". Focuses on information transfer. Cool idea of an alumni 880 longer posses the memories or personality of the original
881 network, which for relationships would be a group of satisfied 881 caterpillar. Some see the butterfly form as the "true form" of the
882 ex-lovers, who would recommend new people your way, and who might 882 species, since the butterflies can fly, mate, and are
883 consider coming to you again, refreshed from their time away with 883 beautiful. Many make a big deal out of the fact that 1-2% of the
884 new stories/experiences. I should look for examples of this and 884 caterpillar's mind is actually preserved in the butterfly. Some see
885 how they worked out. 885 it as a terrible tragedy and argue that the caterpillars should try
886 886 to stop the metamorphosis by technology. Practically, some very
887 - psychic crystal :: in a science fiction story, this would be an 887 important members of society undergo hormone therapy and/or surgery
888 object that is very easy to move physically but is extremely 888 to prevent metamorphosis so that they can live longer as
889 difficult to move with telekinesis. 889 themselves.
890 890
891 - true reflection :: There's a "true mirror" in the MIT student center 891 This is a continuation of Marvin Minsky's ideas about pain being
892 -- it's two normal mirrors at right angles, like staring at a 892 something that preserves our bodies while destroying our minds,
893 corner of a room. The light reflects so that it shows you what 893 something that is a remnant from our too harsh animal days that
894 you actually look like, instead of your mirror image. 894 hasn't caught up to the fact that we have very complex brains
895 895 now. It's a worst-case scenario about a maladaptive genetic
896 - remote control wasp :: use computer to drive wings with remote 896 legacy. Also, it's inspired by "There She Is!!!", which makes a
897 power/logic. 897 compelling point about homosexuality by introducing a second gender
898 898 characteristic (bunny/cat, male/female), which makes homophobia
899 - encrypted email phone book :: public (distributed?) database of 899 look very silly. Here, our own biological legacy of pain and death
900 email->private-key pairs, to enable automatic encryption. 900 is made to look like the tragedy it is through the lens of the the
901 901 caterpillar people.
902 - universal eye color :: every equivalent creature will see each 902
903 others' eyes as black -- it's universal. Even if the creatures 903 ** Relationships as a Business
904 see in radio waves, and their eyes are 2m long pieces of jagged 904 [[http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Up-or-Out-Solving-the-IT-Turnover-Crisis.aspx][Turnover-Crisis]] is an excellent talk about the "culture of
905 metal, when those creatures look at each other, they will see 905 quitting," which is about better business by letting people go
906 black, the absence of light and color (since it's being absorbed 906 instead of keeping them around past their "apex". Focuses on
907 by the sensor array). 907 information transfer. Cool idea of an alumni network, which for
908 908 relationships would be a group of satisfied ex-lovers, who would
909 - intelligent microwave :: it learns where the hot nodes of its fields 909 recommend new people your way, and who might consider coming to you
910 are, and uses them to evenly heat any food item. It has an infrared 910 again, refreshed from their time away with new
911 camera or something to keep track of how hot the food is. That way, 911 stories/experiences. I should look for examples of this and how
912 you don't get bowls where the edges are boiling, while the center is 912 they worked out.
913 still frozen. Requires a little bit of intelligence/vision, since 913
914 the exact pattern of heating totally depends on the exact shape of 914 ** Psychic Crystal
915 the food. Wouldn't need a carousel, and wouldn't need a timer, 915 In a science fiction story, this would be an object that is very
916 just a desired temperature. Could also detect ice, and automatically 916 easy to move physically but is extremely difficult to move with
917 defrost the parts which are frozen. Might be able to work much 917 telekinesis.
918 faster since it can avoid overheating; might have problems with 918
919 heating the insides of thick things, might need a weight sensor too. 919 ** True Reflection
920 There's a "true mirror" in the MIT student center -- it's two
921 normal mirrors at right angles, like staring at a corner of a
922 room. The light reflects so that it shows you what you actually
923 look like, instead of your mirror image.
924
925 ** Remote Control Wasp
926 Use computer to drive wings with remote power/logic.
927
928 ** Encrypted Email Phone Book
929 Public (distributed?) database of email->private-key pairs, to
930 enable automatic encryption.
931
932 ** Universal Eye Color
933 Every equivalent creature will see each others' eyes as black --
934 it's universal. Even if the creatures see in radio waves, and their
935 eyes are 2m long pieces of jagged metal, when those creatures look
936 at each other, they will see black, the absence of light and color
937 (since it's being absorbed by the sensor array).
938
939 ** Intelligent Microwave
940 It learns where the hot nodes of its fields are, and uses them to
941 evenly heat any food item. It has an infrared camera or something
942 to keep track of how hot the food is. That way, you don't get bowls
943 where the edges are boiling, while the center is still
944 frozen. Requires a little bit of intelligence/vision, since the
945 exact pattern of heating totally depends on the exact shape of the
946 food. Wouldn't need a carousel, and wouldn't need a timer, just a
947 desired temperature. Could also detect ice, and automatically
948 defrost the parts which are frozen. Might be able to work much
949 faster since it can avoid overheating; might have problems with
950 heating the insides of thick things, might need a weight sensor
951 too.
920 952
921 + Would be much cleaner than other microwaves, since food would 953 + Would be much cleaner than other microwaves, since food would
922 "sputter" and splash liquid much less. 954 "sputter" and splash liquid much less.
923 955
924 + Throw in some SIFT+R processing to match previously cooked foods 956 + Throw in some SIFT+R processing to match previously cooked foods
925 and learn the exact heating profiles for things that have been 957 and learn the exact heating profiles for things that have been
926 cooked before -- it can get faster the more it's used. 958 cooked before -- it can get faster the more it's used.
927 959
928 - Flesh pillow :: a pillow like the arm or torso of a human, complete 960 ** Flesh Pillow
929 with simulated temperature, bones, and heartbeat. 961 A pillow like the arm or torso of a human, complete with simulated
930 962 temperature, bones, and heartbeat.
931 - light filter :: (like light tweezers) to mechanically separate 963
932 fluids with different index of refraction 964 ** Light Filter
933 965 Works like light-tweezers to mechanically separate fluids with
934 - silver socks :: socks laced with silver for the antimicrobial 966 different indexes of refraction.
935 properties. 967
936 968 ** Silver Socks
937 - Rod of Moses :: device to distill urine through evaporation and 969 Socks laced with silver for the antimicrobial properties.
938 easily dispose of urea crystals for use in desert -- produce 970
939 drinkable water and live an extra few days! 971 ** Rod of Moses
940 972 Device to distill urine through evaporation and easily dispose of
941 - lottery scraper :: web scraper which monitors various lotteries, 973 urea crystals for use in desert -- produce drinkable water and live
942 looking for "special" gimmick changes in the rules (like 4x 974 an extra few days!
943 winnings on Wednesdays) and computes expected value... 975
944 976 ** Lottery Scraper
945 - Memristiors novel design :: make an evolutionary algorithm to make 977 Web scraper which monitors various lotteries, looking for "special"
946 old stuff using all four basic circuit elements. 978 gimmick changes in the rules (like 4x winnings on Wednesdays) and
947 979 computes expected value...
948 - Conductive concrete :: concrete that has embedded metal fibers so 980
949 that it can conduct electricity. 981 ** Memristiors Novel Design
950 982 Make an evolutionary algorithm to make old stuff using all four
951 - little bitty melting pot :: might be useful for some types of 983 basic circuit elements.
952 manufacturing/3D printing -- how small can an induction melter be 984
953 made, for example. 985 ** Conductive Concrete
954 986 Concrete that has embedded metal fibers so that it can conduct
955 - true pure tones :: hear a true pure tone by direct stimulation of the 987 electricity.
956 nerves of the ear 988
989 ** Little Bitty Melting Pot
990 Might be useful for some types of manufacturing/3D printing -- how
991 small can an induction melter be made, for example.
992
993 ** True Pure Tones
994 Hear a true pure tone by direct stimulation of the nerves of the
995 ear. Like when Adelson "saw green".
957 996
958 - mechanical analogue to the electrical op-amp :: would be an object 997 ** Mechanical analogue to the electrical op-amp
959 with two levers -- you pull on one lever and the other moves the 998 would be an object with two levers -- you pull on one lever and the
960 same way, no matter what's in the way or what it is driving. This 999 other moves the same way, no matter what's in the way or what it is
961 analogy could be useful to teach op amps to people. 1000 driving. This analogy could be useful to teach op amps to people.
962 1001
963 - light capacitor :: suspend some ball of material with a high index 1002 ** Light Capacitor
964 of refraction and shine light into it so it gets stuck -- would 1003 Suspend some ball of material with a high index of refraction and
965 the light stay trapped forever? Could you build up unlimited 1004 shine light into it so it gets stuck -- would the light stay
966 quantities of light inside the sphere (which could then be 1005 trapped forever? Could you build up unlimited quantities of light
967 released slowly by frustrated internal reflection? 1006 inside the sphere (which could then be released slowly by
968 1007 frustrated internal reflection?
969 - reading comprehension :: use the screen capture routine to make a 1008
970 quiz program that constructs questions about the content you 1009 ** Reading Comprehension
971 seemed to gloss over while reading. could be easy if the pdf came 1010 use the screen capture routine to make a quiz program that
972 with embedded questions. Dylan: automatically generate 1011 constructs questions about the content you seemed to gloss over
973 word-cloud about the parts you found most interesting; help 1012 while reading. could be easy if the pdf came with embedded
974 others who read the same stuff by drawing attention to the 1013 questions. Dylan: automatically generate word-cloud about the
975 interesting parts. 1014 parts you found most interesting; help others who read the same
976 1015 stuff by drawing attention to the interesting parts.
977 - optimize an article :: capture reading of a scientific article via 1016
978 screen capture while people read it, then use it to make the 1017 ** Optimize an Article
979 article better. like the movie-pruning idea. 1018 Capture reading of a scientific article via screen capture while
980 1019 people read it, then use it to make the article better. like the
981 - movie pruning :: Movies always are too long at first. One way to 1020 movie-pruning idea.
982 shorten them ``scientifically" is to record blink rate during the 1021
983 move and then remove / shorten the frames of the parts in which 1022 ** Movie Pruning
984 there are a lot of blinking (average this over multiple people) 1023 Movies always are too long at first. One way to shorten them
985 better yet, put it online and do it across thousands of people. I 1024 ``scientifically" is to record blink rate during the move and then
986 got this from youtube in which there is an episode of kill bill 1025 remove / shorten the frames of the parts in which there are a lot
987 which is composed entirely of the parts in which people had their 1026 of blinking (average this over multiple people) better yet, put it
988 eyes closed. slogan: want to make a movie people can't take their 1027 online and do it across thousands of people. I got this from
989 eyes off of? Just take those parts out! 1028 youtube in which there is an episode of kill bill which is composed
990 1029 entirely of the parts in which people had their eyes
991 - explosive thermite epoxy putty :: one part would contain the rust, 1030 closed. slogan: want to make a movie people can't take their eyes
992 one part the aluminum. 1031 off of? Just take those parts out!
993 1032
994 - concrete epoxy :: epoxy with sand/ some other solid material. 1033 ** Explosive Thermite Epoxy Putty
995 1034 One part would contain the rust, one part the aluminum.
996 - hard sword :: make a samurai sword, but use osmiridum instead of 1035
997 martensite for the cutting part; it should be a better 1036 ** Concrete Epoxy
998 sword. 1037 Epoxy with sand/ some other solid material.
999 1038
1000 - close range wireless :: use the induction technology used to 1039 ** Hard Sword
1001 recharge electric toothbrushes with no metal links to send data 1040 Make a samurai sword, but use osmiridum instead of martensite for
1002 without any metal at all! 1041 the cutting part; it should be a better sword.
1003 1042
1004 - perfect pitch :: learn perfect pitch using another sense in 1043 ** Close Range Wireless
1005 combination (sight or touch) 1044 use the induction technology used to recharge electric toothbrushes
1006 1045 with no metal links to send data without any metal at all!
1007 - bio metallic structure :: metal grids with seeds inside, which grow 1046
1008 together and form a durable biological matrix. The metal 1047 ** Perfect Pitch
1009 substrate delivers water. (maybe use plastic instead of metal?) 1048 Learn perfect pitch using another sense in combination (sight or
1010 Dylan: enrich plants with inorganic compounds; electrical 1049 touch).
1011 interfaces in cellular plant matter => remote-controlled 1050
1012 photosynthetic/bioluminescent structures. 1051 ** Bio Metallic Structure
1013 1052 Metal grids with seeds inside, which grow together and form a
1014 - conducting extracellular matrix :: to allow better control of 1053 durable biological matrix. The metal substrate delivers
1015 organic systems and an enhanced nervous system. 1054 water. (maybe use plastic instead of metal?) Dylan: enrich plants
1016 1055 with inorganic compounds; electrical interfaces in cellular plant
1017 - cross-modal memory hashing :: a way to retrieve memories more 1056 matter => remote-controlled photosynthetic/bioluminescent
1018 robustly. 1057 structures.
1019 1058
1020 - wooden refrigerator :: to give food a better taste Dylan: like 1059 ** Conducting Extracellular Matrix
1021 barrels for wine, or planks for salmon. Maybe just have "flavor 1060 To allow better control of organic systems and an enhanced nervous
1022 planks" for your pre-existing fridge. Need to mitigate effect of 1061 system.
1023 temperature on volatility? 1062
1024 1063 ** Cross-Modal Memory Hashing
1025 - radioactive transmutation molecule by molecule :: create precious 1064 A way to retrieve memories more robustly.
1026 metals or something else economically advantageous. Best 1065
1027 transmutation I can come up with is mercury into gold, but it's 1066 ** Greener than Green
1028 not economically viable. 1067 If you stare at a red light, then you get a green after-image. If
1029 1068 you immediately look at something green while still seeing the
1030 - preservation via crowding :: inoculate food with tons of harmless 1069 green after-image, you will experience a Green like none you've
1031 bacteria so that there's no room for bad bacteria as a method of 1070 ever seen before -- color so intense it's beyond the range of
1032 preservation 1071 anything that exists in the world.
1033 1072
1034 - old school preservation :: Pasteur - style holding jar with siphon 1073 ** Wooden Refrigerator
1035 as a way to store sterilized liquids at room temperature 1074 To give food a better taste Dylan: like barrels for wine, or planks
1036 indefinitely w/o refrigeration. 1075 for salmon. Maybe just have "flavor planks" for your pre-existing
1037 1076 fridge. Need to mitigate effect of temperature on volatility?
1038 - restaurant policy :: Throw rude people out of restaurant as a matter 1077
1039 of course -- make ambiance much better. 1078 ** Radioactive Transmutation Molecule by Molecule
1040 1079 Create precious metals or something else economically
1041 - clean windows :: make something that mixes soap with fire hydrant 1080 advantageous. Best transmutation I can come up with is mercury into
1042 water (and reduces the pressure a bit) and use it 1081 gold, but it's not economically viable.
1043 to clean windows of buildings. 1082
1044 1083 ** Preservation Via Crowding
1045 - ocarina :: make an ocarina out of pure silver 1084 Inoculate food with tons of harmless bacteria so that there's no
1046 1085 room for bad bacteria as a method of preservation
1047 - fire pen :: pen which burns words on to the page, thus never needing 1086
1048 any ink. Is there a way to make it runnable from body heat? 1087 ** Old-School Preservation
1049 1088 Pasteur - style holding jar with siphon as a way to store
1050 - website to design your own soda :: and label, and have it mailed to 1089 sterilized liquids at room temperature indefinitely w/o
1051 you / sell it from your own online store. 1090 refrigeration.
1052 1091
1053 - solar panels :: that float on the ocean 1092 ** Restaurant Policy
1054 1093 Throw rude people out of restaurant as a matter of course -- make
1055 - handcuffs with more than two cuffs (3?) :: great for daisy chaining 1094 ambiance much better.
1056 people, binding them to environment, etc. 1095
1057 1096 ** Clean Windows
1058 - vector based SOUND files :: like the pictures but with SOUND. codify 1097 Make something that mixes soap with fire hydrant water (and reduces
1059 sound in a language with enough symbols so that it can describe 1098 the pressure a bit) and use it to clean windows of buildings.
1060 everything and encode it in that. would be like going from speech 1099
1061 to text or smtg. Could also store sound as an image of the 1100 ** Ocarina
1062 wavefront encoded as a vector image. 1101 Make an ocarina out of pure silver. Might have really good acoustic
1063 1102 properties.
1064 - genetically engineered glowing fruit :: They have some animals that 1103
1065 can glow, but glowing fruit that you eat would be AWESOME! 1104 ** Fire Pen
1066 1105 Pen which burns words on to the page, thus never needing any
1067 - The body as a key to memory :: IF memories are encoded using 1106 ink. Is there a way to make it runnable from body heat?
1068 particular sensory impressions, what happens if the sensory organ 1107
1069 itself changes? those memories would become inaccessible. maybe 1108 ** Website to Design Your Own Soda
1070 this is why we can't remember much from our childhoods. also, 1109 and label, and have it mailed to you / sell it from your own online
1071 could this happen throughout life as well? Could S remember stuff 1110 store.
1072 from his childhood? 1111
1073 1112 ** Ocean Power
1074 - lighter flint on spring :: make hot, throw it at something, and it 1113 Solar panels that float on the ocean.
1075 makes sparkles! 1114
1076 1115 ** Handcuffs with More Than Two Cuffs (3?)
1077 - rare bubbles :: Engineer a material which has both ductility and high 1116 Great for daisy chaining people, binding them to environment, etc.
1078 surface tension to make the "third" 1117
1079 minimal-surface-energy solution to a bubble suspended 1118 ** Vector Based SOUND Files
1080 between two equal-diameter rings. (Solutions are 1119 Like the pictures but with SOUND. codify sound in a language with
1081 cylindrical catenary curve, two separated half-bubbles, 1120 enough symbols so that it can describe everything and encode it in
1082 and a double-cone) 1121 that. would be like going from speech to text or smtg. Could also
1083 1122 store sound as an image of the wavefront encoded as a vector image.
1084 - Textbook whose content can be varied continuously :: alter level of 1123
1085 difficulty, rigor, diction, emphasize crossover with certain 1124 ** Genetically Engineered Glowing Fruit
1086 other discipline, etc. Content generated dynamically from 1125 They have some animals that can glow, but glowing fruit that you
1087 knowledge base, along with questions that are moreover altered to 1126 eat would be AWESOME!
1088 guide knowledge acquisition. Motivation: One book of 1127
1089 knowledge. /One./ 1128 ** The Body as a Key to Memory
1129 IF memories are encoded using particular sensory impressions, what
1130 happens if the sensory organ itself changes? those memories would
1131 become inaccessible. maybe this is why we can't remember much from
1132 our childhoods. also, could this happen throughout life as well?
1133 Could S remember stuff from his childhood?
1134
1135 ** Lighter Flint on Spring
1136 Make hot, throw it at something, and it makes sparkles!
1137
1138 ** Rare Bubbles
1139 Engineer a material which has both ductility and high surface
1140 tension to make the "third" minimal-surface-energy solution to a
1141 bubble suspended between two equal-diameter rings. (Solutions are
1142 cylindrical catenary curve, two separated half-bubbles, and a
1143 double-cone)
1144
1145 ** Magic Textbook
1146 whose content can be varied continuously alter level of difficulty,
1147 rigor, diction, emphasize crossover with certain other discipline,
1148 etc. Content generated dynamically from knowledge base, along with
1149 questions that are moreover altered to guide knowledge
1150 acquisition. Motivation: One book of knowledge. /One./
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