Ideas
This is a list of all the ideas I've had that I felt like writing down
for the past ~ 8 years. Some of them could be practical inventions and
are "just" waiting the that 95% perspiration to bring them to
fruition, some are ideas for science fiction, and some are simple
observations. Some are really only for my own personal notes and are
not meant to be comprehensible. They are arranged roughly in reverse
chronological order, with the most recent ideas at the top of the
list. The ones at the bottom of the list are heavily influenced by my
time at MIT.
If you find some of these interesting and would like to collaborate on
them with me or discuss them in more detail, I'd love to hear from
you. You can email me at ideas@aurellem.org.
If you want to use one of these ideas as your own and run with it,
please feel free. I'd love
to hear about it if you do.
There's no end to what a man can accomplish if he doesn't care about
getting credit.
the great computing slow-down
In general, our computers are
getting faster and faster. However, eventually our brains will be
made of the same stuff our computers are made of! This has very
interesting consequences – I can add 2+2 and get four in about a
second. Since my neurons actually work at around 10-60 hertz in
parallel, this means that it takes me around 10-30 operations to
do this addition. That's actually not bad in terms of computing
time. If my neurons were as fast as the latest transitors, then
most calculators would be SLOWER than me at adding numbers. Only
the newest, most optimized calculators would be faster, and then
only about 10 times faster! This means that once we begin to
think at the speed of our technology, that technology will
suddenly seem pitifully slow in comparison to how it seems
now. And no amount of technical progress will remedy it, because
that same progress will also make us all think faster. We'll
either have to settle with living in "slow time" to do some
computations, or learn to make smarter hardware with special
optimizations. But this is actually really hard, because we'll be
working with machines that will appear to us about as fast as
MECHANICAL computers. So, in the future, all the cool parties
will be in cyperspace at vastly accelerated speeds compared to
how we exist now. But at these parties, the computers will SUCK!
Of course, this is one of the few things that can save us from AI
risk, because those AI's won't seem so scary when the're build
out of rickety mechanical parts form our perspective.
unitary reverse evolution of chaos+minds
Chaotic systems diverge
exponentially in state space. Do you get anything interesting
when part of the physical system associated with the chaotic
system is a object that performs some sort of computation? Is it
possible for the computational system to play a
percision-enabling role in determining the final/initial
conditions of the chaotic system, just by tracing out thoughts in
its decision paths? This is probably too vague of an idea right
now, I just wanted to write it down.
microwave time
the cooking time you enter on most microwaves is
insane. It's expressed in what I call a "hybrid base", a
combination of base 10 and base 60. You can get absurd things
like 100 < 61, and 120 == 80! I wonder if these hybrid base
systems could be very useful for some purposes!
three-eyes
if you had three eyes, would you still draw cubes like
we currently draw them? Or would all 2D-representations of 3D
space always look hopelessly fake?
visual taste/smell assay
get a grid of bacteria, each expressing
a human taste/smell receptor linked to some sort of fluorscent
activity or ion pump. Use a camera / electrical grid to transduce
the smell / taste signal into bits!
carabiner mushroom lock
you can take a trapazodial carabiner and
make it so that a chain link is caught between the wide end of
the carabiner and another chain attached to the carabiner.
children's tool shop
I think that kids should be provided with
tool shops – these would be nice sheds with a good collection of
tools to do various things – circuit components and soldering
irons, wires, a small lathe, drill press, belt sander, a
centrifuge, microscope, and telescope, etc. The idea is that the
kid can now think, "I could use X to do this thing that I'm
thinking about" – the building becomes an extension of the kid's
body & mind.
fluid display
like the previous idea about matching refractances
between glass and liquid, except you make a lot of
switchable glass tubes in various patterns in the
glass, and actively pump colored liquid through the
tubes (the tubes have glass-like fluid in them by
default.) The result is that you can cause the
tubes to appear and dissappear, and vary their
colors as well!
immunoincompatibility
take the human genome, and refactor it so
that it doesn't use a particular codon at all. Then remove the
support from our ribosomes for that codon. What does this do for
us? It makes us immune to almost all viruses!
life cycle
it's called a cycle, right? So, the thing that repeats
itself over and over, right? Not much of a cycle if
you don't come back after you die, if you ask me!
car with no blind spots
use some cameras in the back of the car
to augment the rear-view mirror so that you never have to turn
around in order to lane change.
partial cell death
you freeze a set of cells using some cryo
protocol and 60% survive. How can this be explained? It seems to
me that if the cells are the same, and the conditions
homogoneous, then all the cells should either die or
live. However, suppose that there is a metabolic cycle that needs
to be in a certain phase for the cell to survive. If the cells
are asynchronous, then you might end up with some cells dying
because there were in the wrong part of their cycle. This implies
that you might be able to cryoprotect cells by causing them to
enter a certain metabolic mode before freezing.
cryonics color appeal
perfusate used by cryonics companies should
have red food coloring in it. It's just a nice touch so that the
cryonics patient looks more life-like than with clear CPAs, and
hopefully might get treated with more respect.
paramagnetic CPA
you take a CPA that can be influenced by
magnetic fields so that its degrees of freedom are limited. Then,
you release the field, instantaly increasing the size of the
state space of the system and dramatically decreasing the
temperature enough to plunge the system past homogenous
nucleation temperature and directly to the glass transition
temperature, creating a doubly unstable glass at much lower CPA
concentrations than possible at conventional CPA concentrations.
room temp noodles
how does the physics of cooking noodles work?
Could you use a vacuum instead of heat to force water into the
noodle?
personal carbon offset
feel bad about contribuiting to global
warming by using electricity / driving a car? Forget trying to
"conserve" or "minimize your carbon footprint". Follow the
Platinum rule – make the world BETTER off than you found it!
This would be a small, self contained system that sucks C02 out
of the air. It uses electricity, but it's so efficient at
removing CO2 that it more than offsets the CO2 produced by even a
coal plant to produce that electricity. This way, you can still
drive even a gas guzzler, but have a net negative carbon
footprint! Maybe something cool could be done with the carbon as
well. Use as much electricity as you want, but negate the damage
to the enviroment with more technology.
undoing spermogenesis
with enough sperm, you can derive the
donor's entire genome. You gain more confidence in the alleles
for a particular gene the more sperm you have. Each additional
sperm gives you the same sort of information you'd get flipping a
coin and trying to decide whether the coin is H/T of H/H. Is
there enough sperm in the the average load for you to be as
confident as mitosis?
mars life
we could engineer life that could survive on mars
(probably some non-vascular photosynthetic
poikilohydric creature like a lichen) by taking an
extremophile from Antarctica and evolving it in
increasingly Martian conditions. This could be an easy
start to a terraforming process.
problem with Aubrey de Grey's ideas
Aubrey de Grey says that we
might be able to live forever by continually repairing our bodies
at the cellular level – he details 7 different mechanisms of
damage and says that if all of them are dealt with together
that it would stop aging. (You can't miss even one because
they're all fatal.) However, it doesn't take into account that
we are also beings of information and that there is a very real
software component to our existence. Even if our biological
chassies can be maintained forever, I think it is unlikely that
our minds will operate well far outside of the design constraints
that we've evolved to handle. Say I programmed a webserver with
the express goal of it being able to serve webpages for month on
some stock server. I'll do fairly rigorous testing to make sure
that it can handle the expected load then then some. Now say that
you want to keep a particular instance of this webserver running
indefinitely. (The program instance is like your mind and the
computer it's running on is like your body). You might very well
be able to keep the physical computer infrastructure running for
forever by replacing hard drives / ram / CPUs, etc. However,
since I designed the webserver to work for a month, it probably
has memory leaks, rare stochastic bugs, or other built in limits
/ constraints (think log files or some date rollover shenanigans)
that will ultimately kill the webserver even with eternally
perfect hardware. Do you really expect that a webserver
engineered to work for 1 month will run for 10 years without
catastrophically crashing? Not even Apache can do this! In fact,
if I put in the extreme effort to make it that robust, I've
wasted time that I could have spent on other projects by pursuing
an unnecessary engineering goal. Likewise, human minds have only
ever run for at most 122 years before they are destroyed due to
hardware degradation. Fixing the hardware doesn't change any
software bugs that are almost certainly present in the human
mind. Think of all the pathological things that can go wrong with
a webserver, multiply it by a million, and that likely how
evolution has designed our minds. For example, consider memory :
why should you expect that we have evolved the ability to
coherently organize memories past say 150 years? There's been
absolutely no selective pressure for this ability, so you can bet
that if there's any fitness to be gained from not having
unlimited memory potential (such as better metabolic efficiency),
we have it! You might think that maybe we would just forget
things the same way that we sort of forget things that happen
earlier in our lives, but complicated information processing
systems don't have to fail gracefully when they're pushed far
past their design constraints. A 150 year old person is just as
likely to suffer a catastrophic psychosis due to software
limitations associated with memory as he is to do something with
all those memories we might consider reasonable. More likely, in
fact, since there are so very many ways for a complicated
software system to break and so few ways for it to run
successfully. Therefore, I think Aubrey de Grey's "hardware-only"
approach is missing a very important component of longevity
science, and any successful effort to make people live orders of
magnitude longer than they do naturally will need to deal with
people's software as well as their hardware.
validating neurocryopreservation
Problem : you want to test
whether a brain is functionally preserved through vitrification,
but you don't want to figure out how to preserve all the other
organs in the animal. It might be possible to keep the rest of
the body at almost 0C and vitrify just the head for only a few
minutes. Induce hypothermia, then separate out the head's blood
supply from the rest of the body, then just cryoptotect and
vitrify the head. Might need some sort of thermal guard to keep
the outer head / neck from becoming too cold. You leave the
spinal cord intact! Then you devitrify to 0C, remove
cryoprotectant, and then reattach the blood supply. You can
determine brain preservation using behavioral assays!
freezing water purifier
you slowly freeze water, but also run
liquid water over the frozen mass. This takes away basically all
impurities and creates "washed ice" then you melt the ice. Maybe
you could re-use the heat from creating the ice to melt the ice?
ultra strength
allow a person to visualize their muscle
recruitment patterns. Give them adrenaline and let
them feel what it's like to have the normal limits
removed. See if they can replicate the effects.
phone names
make a PX record for domain names that's like the MX
record, except that it is a phone number instead of
an IP address. That way, you can use the domain name
registration system to provide names for phone
numbers. Then, as long as you control the domain, you
can point people to your current phone number by
updating that record.
edible flowers
Edible white flowers that you put in a colored
solution with flavor. When the flower turns the
right color, it is also flavored and ready to eat!
suicide cryonics
according to
this, people who commit impulsive
suicides have a newfound sense of the importance of life. Perhaps
they are good cryonics targets.
lead bone
Could you fill in all the empty spaces in a bone with
lead? Might be cool.
the quest for life
Every stupid story has the "immortal who
wants to become mortal" or some other such idea. I want to story
where the protagonist loses their immortality and feels angry
and ashamed about losing something that's so absolutely crucial
to their identity. A reverse of "death makes life worth living",
they feel that living forever is what makes life worth
living. Now they've "lost their sunrise" or their "connection to
the timeless universe" or something. So they go on a quest to get
it back, learning about themselves along the way, and regaining
the precious thing they lost in the beginning.
world-map
take a small table and paint the continents in
toothpaste on the table. Make a slightly raised barrier
around the table. Slowly pour water onto the table, and
it will form the oceans!
stage magic rituals
rituals should incorporate elements of stage
magic. Foe example in Teller's tempest, they have a scene where
they levitate a crown in front of someone, then put it on his
head. They also have a wedding ceremony where they levitated the
bride as well. Actual weddings and other ceremonies should
incorporate stage magic as an enhancement.
isotope time dilation
use a cyclotron to speed up rare isotopes
developed in nuclear fusion experiments. The relativistic time
dilation will stop the isotopes from decaying, and allow time to
study them. This is based on radioactive isotopes that fall
through the earth's atmosphere that take hundreds of times
longer to decay than normal.
marsupial stimulation
You take a freshly pouched marsupial baby,
and show it videos and other interactive things while it matures
in the pouch. What mental effects would this have?
dynamic re-keying
Some older ways of tuning instruments sound
better, but we use the even-tempered scale today because it makes
it easier to switch keys. With electronic music, why not make
key-annotations and dynamically re-tune the piece to sound good
in the current key? Could be done as a midi+annotation -> midi
compiler for experimentation.
death always implies damage
is is possible for a corpse to differ
from a living person only in the fact that one is dead and the
other is alive? NO! A corpse must always have some sort of
molecular damage which causes the loss of function!
inner eye
Surgically install a bunch of tiny cameras inside a
person. Then, you can activate them all and get a
picture of your internal organs for diagnostic
purposes.
chaos rails
should make a visualization of the homoclinic tangle,
it's truly beautiful.
context gobbler
this would be in "inside-out macro" that takes
the context (like you use for things like error, continuations,
and friends) and transforms it to something else. Maybe useful?
cryonics middle ages
some people say that cryonics is an
experiment and that it is foolish to wait until we have revived a
human. There is a middle ground where the procedure has a dismal
success rate on humans, say 1 in 20, so that you'd be a fool to
try revival. Nonetheless, this very risky procedure could be the
legal proof of concept needed to create a new class of life
between "living" and "dead": "stasis".
philosophy of the mirror
neat thought experiment – if you take a
mirror of someone by actually reversing a person's chirality
molecule by molecule, then will the only be able to read mirror
writing? The answer is yes, by analogy to a purely mechanical
scan-tron device. This is one of the only interesting transforms I
know that can take a human brain and change it in subtle,
non-destructive ways. It's also an argument against dualism.
biosphere in a bottle
There are around 15 million species. 15
million stem cells will fill only a tiny size, far less than a cubic
inch. Preserve a single cell from every species on earth in this
small space, and you will have a record of our current biosphere
that can be protected. "Hold the genetic data of all species in
your hand!"
chaos lock
The "arrow of time" points in the direction of
increasing entropy. The time evolution of chaotic
systems depend exquisitely on their initial state. If
you take a measurement of a chaotic system at any
given point of time, you can evolve that system
backwards or forwards based on your measurement. So
let's say you start the chaotic system in a VERY low
entropy state, then let it run for a while, then take
a measurement with some uncertainty. Your
measurement is pretty good, but obviously not
PERFECT. If you evolve the chaotic system back in
time, then you will see that you don't really reach
a state with low entropy an hour before (the entropy
is easy to measure with surrogates like alignment,
etc). So use this technique to SEARCH for a more
accurate measurement! This potentially can give you
many more orders of magnitude than you could get alone
just using an instrument. Sometimes it will give you
bad results, the the odds of it doing that are
infinitesimal, and you can just measure a couple of
times.
cryo-evolution
perhaps there would be a way to rapidly evolve a
symbiotic bacterial organism that could protect
human tissues from freezing damage.
suicide parasite
sometimes, people kill themselves for no good
reason. We often explain this with things like "hidden
depression" or we say that they had something like chronic jaw or
back pain. I think that smells of rationalization. I don't buy
it. I propose that in many suicide cases there is a disease that
causes the suicidal behavior. We already know that certain
parasites have mind-bending properties in other animals, even
mammals like mice. It's not much of a stretch to imagine a
parasite that causes suicides in humans. Some problems:
- What does the suicide parasite get out of it?
- This might be answered by the whole thing being a glitch caused by cross-species contamination. Toxoplasma works this way.
- What predictions does a disease model make
- suicide should
be more common among people who share a contagion
vector. There should be suicides that don't make any
sense : people who weren't really depressed, who had no
reason to kill themselves. People who have killed themselves
should have a higher incidence of some unknown parasite in
their brains.
domestic insects
People should eat more bugs because they're much
more efficient, so why not do some major domestication research
to make very appealing bugs? Beetles, in particular, seem to be
excellent targets for domestication because they have extreme
levels of genetic malleability.
birth-clones
What if each person was intentionally split at birth
into a normal embryo and a few "backup" cells which
is then frozen. The backup cells are created just
the same way as natural identical twins. The backups
can be used to regenerate organs. etc. Also, it
would be a good sci fi concept, because you could
have a culture where people reward people who were
especially awesome are "reborn" from their
backups. Imagine having a young Bach every
generation, etc.
pronunciation guide
a simple webpage where you type in a word and
it returns a simple, English sentence describing exactly how to
pronounce the word. For people who don't want to learn IPA.
cortex-search
use the repertoire of actions learned to limit the
search space of possible actions.
learning to teleport
scifi idea, this is a story about a person
who is struggling with his/her society's ideas about
teleportation. It's considered a fundamental part of being a
member of that society (after all, the difference between animals
and humans is that humans are creatures of pure information while
animals are burdened with base matter, "that's how you travel the
stars, etc") Humans are born normally, grow up, and then
eventually transcend via destructive upload. Analogies to jumping
off a diving board into a pool (which I simply could not do for
a long time), etc.
no-float-ice
cup that has cross beams at the bottom where ice
forms. Then when you drink liquid from the glass,
the ice stays at the bottom and doesn't hit your
lips. For bars and fancy things.
bitcoins for immigrants
A common case with Mexican immigrants
(illegal or not) is that they want to send money they've earned
in the US back to their families in Mexico. They currently do this
through things like Money Gram or Western Union, and they get
fleeced in the process with fees. Bitcoin could greatly reduce
the cost of sending money from America to Mexico, but I don't
believe that it's currently used for that among Mexican
immigrants currently due to lack of knowledge. I bet you could
set up physical locations like those obnoxious Western Union huts
in places like Texas, Arizona, etc, and greatly undercut
them. Or, perhaps some educational seminars about bitcoin might
be in order. There's some money to be made there because there is
great demand, and it's a good thing to boot!
reverse eye-tracking
A painting that is actually a digital screen
with a camera. It records people's eye tracks permanently. It's
"artistic" because paintings are normally these things that you
look at without changing, but this one is changed the second you
look at it, recording where you looked forever for others to
see. Make it be a painting of a woman and see the trolling as the
breasts and groin area light up with interest from all the males
passing by.
smart toilets
Instead of using indirect measures like infrared
detectors of the presence of a person, use computer
vision to directly measure whether the toilet needs
to be flushed. I think a lot of things will end up
going this way as we get better computer vision.
validate chemopreservation
chemopreservation is difficult to
validate because it destroys the functionality of a brain, and
brain simulation will take a long time to mature as a
technology. However, one very powerful way to validate
chemopreservation would be to have a person/animal learn
something with high complexity such as a number or the solution
to a maze, or a flashbulb memory. Then you preserve their brain
chemically, slice it up, and read that specific memory from the
detailed brain scan. Much more difficult, but much more doable.
candy screw
edible candy screw with candy nuts that you can screw
as well.
better bibliography
when writing a thesis or paper, have the
bibliography not just be an opaque list of resources, but have it
be a list of summaries and qualities that each paper has in
the context of the paper being written. When examining a
bibliography, I want to know if reading the papers in the
bibliography are worth my time, and I also am probably also
interested in exactly the things that are being discussed in the
paper I'm reading. The bibliography is the perfect place to
provide information about the referenced papers from the
author's perspective. I will use this biographic form in my own
thesis.
digital inter-library loan
libraries at universities already do
inter-library loans for books, so why not do the same for access
to stupid paywalled digital papers? All the universities could
allow access to articles for registered students to all the files
available through any participating university. This could be
achieved by sending requests through proxies at participating
universities. Each university would decide who at the university
can access the proxy network. Access to the proxy network could
be made easy using something like
http://libx.org/.
chess visual
to show the vast size of the game trees considered
by computers, show two people playing chess in a
void. They are floating in space, and there is a
simple chess board between them. Then, as they play,
the game tree's they are considering are drawn
behind him. The root of the tree starts centered in
their heads or whatever they use to think, and the
tree grows out from behind, never crossing the
dividing plane between the two players. Each
player's tree is a different color. As they grow,
there are animations for pruning, etc. Eventually,
they look like the hemispheres of a brain, wings,
etc. A human's tree might occasionally have a long
chain, while the computer tree would be more
uniform. You could compare deep blue and a modern
laptop. Use actual data when fighting two computers!
time verification
some standard way to verify that some piece of
data was recorded at a specific time. Might involve a time
server, a key for each time period, something like that.
tamper proof gold bars
this site offers gold plated tungsten bars
as "novelty" items. One reason to prefer coins is because they
are much harder to counterfeit because there is less surface area
to mass ratio. However, gold bars are still a great design
because they can hold a lot of value in a small space. A gold bar
could be given the same protections (and more) that gold coins
have to offer by changing it into a "gold book", which would have
hundreds of "pages" of gold bound together. This could be
implemented with multiple steel rods going through the book which
can be removed, or some more classier mechanism for holding the
pages. The point is that the bar can be EASILY subdivided (and
people would perform this test before buying), thus guaranteeing
it's authenticity.
aurellem shirt
I should make an aurellem star symbol tee-shirt.
touch vision
inspired by GelSight, I want to reexamine cortex and
see if I could implement touch as a very low range
form of vision.
high school science
this is a lesson in scientific ethics. The
goal is to calculate g, the local gravitational
acceleration. The students are told that the textbook says it's
exactly 9.81 before they start the experiment. See how they
doctor their results to get closer to the textbook value. It's
neat because for any given school, g is probably not exactly
equal to 9.81, because that is just an average!
opencourseware subtitles
there are ladies who type up lectures
while they are being given. These recordings should be kept and
given to OCW for subtitles. If the timestamps of keys are
recorded, then it is easy to make subtitles.
screen locking timing
you use your computer camera to see if you
are sitting in front of the computer. If you are, then the screen
will never lock. If you are, then the screen will lock with a
30-40 second timeout. It's an extension of using inactivity to
initiate the countdown, just with more information.
mirror toilet
a toilet with a square basin made or mirror instead
or porcelain. That way, you can see how good of a
wipe job you have done / watch how your excretion
system works.
test dummies
why don't we clone anencephalic humans and use then to
test in vivo human organ systems and drugs? It
would be ethical as long as there are women who are
willing to host the clones, and it would be a
tremendous resource for studying the human body. I
see nothing wrong with it morally, since no one is
suffering, and it stands to save many lives throughout
more advanced technology.
X-ray telepresence
given that a doctor is operating on a patient
via telepresence, one cool things you can do is shine X-rays into
the patient to view the insides during real time. If the system
was coupled with a Bayesian model of the layout of the structure,
and the x-rays were only fired whenever the uncertainty of the
model reached a certain threshold, then the radiation damage
and surgery risk could be minimized.
superfluid vascular system
I wonder what would happen if you
replaced the blood in a human with a superfluid. What would the
physical dynamics be? Would the superfluid flow through the
vasculature, or would it ignore it and travel through the cells,
or something else entirely. Since superfluids need to be cold to
retain their superfluidity, how would the dynamics change during
perfusion of a superfluid, where the fluid gains and looses
superfluidity as it goes deeper into the body and is cooled by
superfluid from upstream. In summary there are two things to
simulate 1.) replace all blood in human with superfluid
instantly. 2.) perfuse superfluid into human.
projective guessing
I think that we read and see things by
making a really good guess about what we're expecting to see,
and then searching for our guess in what we see. If it really
doesn't match, then we start to make more guesses / analyze the
image from first principles, but most stuff is projective
guessing.
Intestinal flora maintenance
why not inoculate babies at birth
with "ideal" gut flora instead of whatever bullshit they
naturally get, thus giving them optimal digestive/nutrient
extraction capabilities. Might also be able to make their farts
not stink for life, too. MORE IMPORTANTLY, might help to
preventatively stop some forms of colic, which affects 1 in 5
babies and causes constant screaming and pain for about 5 weeks.
server culture : mirrors
make a distributed system where people
can mirror the websites of people they like – essentially cover
the server costs of favored websites. This could make popular
websites run at no cost. The system would require that the
mirrored content be the same as the official source. Sort of like
bit-torrent for websites.
map programming
one problem with functional programming is that
in order to remain functional, you have to pass up arguments up
into each calling function to get the full range of behavior
from the lower level functions. Normally people come to a
compromise involving abstraction and sparing use of dynamic
variables to configure runtime behavior. What would be the
advantages of making a programming language where every function
receives one argument, a map, which contains all the symbol
bindings it would ever need? This map is passed on to all
subordinate functions. This way, you could replace functions on
the fly, and arrange for there to be sensible defaults,
etc. Might cause more harm than good but is an interesting idea.
rest nest
a small EEG device you would attach to your head when
you go to sleep at night. ML algorithms would determine
your particular sleep cycles. This would mostly be an
alarm clock that you could give a time range, say
7:00AM - 7:15AM, and it would wake you up during an
ideal time corresponding to then end of one of your 90
min sleep cycles. You would feel much more rested upon
waking up, and would wake up faster. There might be
some other uses for the EEG data as well.
image compression
use a library like gimp or opencv to process an
image to make it have less entropy, then store the reverse of
those operations along with the compressed simpler image as a
super-compressed image file (possibly accepting some
losses). Trades file size for decompression time, and allows one
to cheat by using information in gimp/opencv to compress the
image.
fixed cryopreservation
why not use a fixative to buy enough time
to ramp up cryoprotectants to an acceptable level at room
temperature? Then, the whole system can be rapidly cooled and
vitrified. This method "severs the biological link" in that the
fixatives are highly toxic, but current vitrification procedures
do this anyway since there can be a lot of freezing damage.
dilated security camera
a security camera that would capture
full video footage of everything at 60fps but then decide to keep
only every 1 frame every 5 seconds unless there's something
"interesting" happening.
bitcoin wallet
Part of "server culture", this would be something
like "coin.your-domain.com" which would serve as
your personal trusted access to your own bitcoins
from anywhere.
libpay
this would be a free library which would enable
micro-donations to software projects and other projects,
so that you could donate a penny to "emacs" and it would
be automatically split up to every person who has ever
contributed to emacs in proportion to the amount of
community esteem, code quantity, bugs fixed, whatever the
community decides. This might make it possible for
programmers to live entirely off of free programming.
distributed graphics
Browser based graphics-card accelerated
distributed computing API.
pronouns
use capital letters A-Z instead of pronouns. They solve
pronoun referents and gender neutrality, are short to
say, and you can encode useful information into the
choice of letter. For example, instead of "Meetings
shall be presided over by the president, unless she is
absent." USE "Meetings shall be presided over by the
president, unless P is absent." We already use this a
little, since I and U are reserved for the subject and
object respectively.
phone DSP
software app that inserts an audio DSP between the
input to a phone and the output. The DSP is delicious
and configurable, and can allow men to make their
voices deeper, etc. The app would allow you to hear
your own voice as others hear it. Most people hate how
their own voice sounds. The app would also allow one to
immediately change the parameters of the DSP using good
presets.
predestined body learning
a good example of predestined learning
might be the mirror neurons.
restaurant receipt
use a carbon copy receipt instead of two stupid
copies.
anti google glass
glasses with mounted lasers and computer vision
that targets the cameras in google glass and destroy them.
wearable towel
towel with clasp, velcro, whatever, that allows
one to wear the towel more securely than just
wrapping it tightly and hoping for the best.
crossdressing
Easiest way to disguise oneself as a woman is to
wear a burka.
book-mode
intelligent color highlighting for books and
articles. It would disambiguate pronouns and involved
references. For example, if "Rachael" was assigned the
color red, and "the blonde haired girl" refers to
"Rachael", then "the blonde haired girl" would be
colored red. Also, you could disambiguate multi part
run-on sentences by highlighting each
subcomponent. Maybe would also have applications to
scientific reading.
Handheld light Rain measurement
this would be a clear, teflon
coated plastic disk with a camera underneath the disk. You would
be able to hold the device out and it would measure the rate of
accumulation of water droplets from fine mists and light rain by
using computer vision to measure the diameters of the drops.
Big Brother Farming
This would be a vision system that would
individually monitor each plant and turn on water, etc to ensure
maximum/uniform growth for each plant.
Discrete Faucet
A faucet with discrete ticks instead of
continuous.
Laser Circle
take a glass microfiliment and shine a laser at one
end at an oblique angle. It will make a perfect,
large circle on the wall, converting a laser beam
into a laser cone, preserving most of the energy of
the laser.
Invisible Glass
Take a container of liquid and embed a
glass sculpture made out of glass that has exactly the same index
of refraction and color of the liquid. Then the sculpture will be
totally invisible in the container, and will only be revealed
when the liquid is drained. The container might be a fancy
wine/spirit bottle or an hourglass.
Caterpillar people
A race of caterpillar like creatures gains
intelligence after eons of predation by birds, etc. These
caterpillar creatures still undergo metamorphosis into a large
butterfly-like creature. The metamorphosis process turns the
caterpillar's brain into mush and reforms it into a minimal,
dumb, truly insect-like mind, completely destroying the person
the caterpillar was. The society develops all sorts of customs and
religious interpretations of the metamorphosis. It is viewed as
good and natural by some since it is part of their life cycle and
necessary to propagate the species, as only the butterflies can
mate. Some think that the butterflies are still the same person
because they have the same soul, even they no longer posses the
memories or personality of the original caterpillar. Some see the
butterfly form as the "true form" of the species, since the
butterflies can fly, mate, and are beautiful. Many make a big
deal out of the fact that 1-2% of the caterpillar's mind is
actually preserved in the butterfly. Some see it as a terrible
tragedy and argue that the caterpillars should try to stop the
metamorphosis by technology. Practically, some very important
members of society undergo hormone therapy and/or surgery to
prevent metamorphosis so that they can live longer as themselves.
This is a continuation of Marvin Minsky's ideas about pain being
something that preserves our bodies while destroying our minds,
something that is a remnant from our too harsh animal days that
hasn't caught up to the fact that we have very complex brains
now. It's a worst-case scenario about a maladaptive genetic
legacy. Also, it's inspired by "There She Is!!!", which makes a
compelling point about homosexuality by introducing a second
gender characteristic (bunny/cat, male/female), which makes
homophobia look very silly. Here, our own biological legacy of
pain and death is made to look like the tragedy it is through the
lens of the the caterpillar people.
relationships as a business
Turnover-Crisis is an excellent talk
about the "culture of quitting," which is about better business
by letting people go instead of keeping them around past their
"apex". Focuses on information transfer. Cool idea of an alumni
network, which for relationships would be a group of satisfied
ex-lovers, who would recommend new people your way, and who might
consider coming to you again, refreshed from their time away with
new stories/experiences. I should look for examples of this and
how they worked out.
coffee with tea
rlm-tea contains 2% sugar, 10% cream, and 20%
dylan coffee. dylan coffee contains 5% sugar,
20% cream, and 10% rlm-tea. Start your mornings
with recursion!
psychic crystal
in a science fiction story, this would be an
object that is very easy to move physically but is extremely
difficult to move with telekinesis.
what a great place for an AI/person to
prove themselves as a good predictor. I wish this could be
automated.
true reflection
don't forget about that mirror in the student
center!, it's two mirrors at right angles, like staring at a
corner of a room. The light reflects so that it shows you what
you actually look like, instead of your mirror image.
remote control wasp
use computer to drive wings with remote
power/logic.
encrypted email phone book
public (distributed?) database of
email->private-key pairs, to enable automatic encryption.
universal eye color
every equivalent creature will see each
others' eyes as black – it's universal. Even if the creatures
see in radio waves, and their eyes are 2m long pieces of jagged
metal, when those creatures look at each other, they will see
black, the absence of light and color (since it's being absorbed
by the sensor array).
intelligent microwave
it learns where the hot nodes of its fields
are, and uses them to evenly heat any food item. It has an infrared
camera or something to keep track of how hot the food is. That way,
you don't get bowls where the edges are boiling, while the center is
still frozen. Requires a little bit of intelligence/vision, since
the exact pattern of heating totally depends on the exact shape of
the food. Wouldn't need a carousel, and wouldn't need a timer,
just a desired temperature. Could also detect ice, and automatically
defrost the parts which are frozen. Might be able to work much
faster since it can avoid overheating; might have problems with
heating the insides of thick things, might need a weight sensor too.
- Would be much cleaner than other microwaves, since food would
"sputter" and splash liquid much less.
- Throw in some SIFT+R processing to match previously cooked foods
and learn the exact heating profiles for things that have been
cooked before – it can get faster the more it's used.
compression
brain-aware image compression algorithm
Credit card proxy
would be a company which works like paypal
except for real world transactions
Flesh pillow
a pillow like the arm or torso of a human, complete
with simulated temperature, bones, and heartbeat.
super screw
a screw which has only one or two threads and instead
uses compression to fit into a hole (the whole shank
of the screw is split into multiple pieces to
accomplish this; the tip is a point, then the middle
bulges out and gets compressed when screwed in.
light filter
(like light tweezers) to mechanically separate
fluids with different index of refraction
chalk eraser project
maybe make a directional eraser, for easy
release of chalk dust, like fur, and how it likes to rest in a
certain direction.
silver socks
socks laced with silver for the antimicrobial
properties.
UROP
magnet gear/metal teeth tape
Rod of Moses
device to distill urine through evaporation and
easily dispose of urea crystals for use in desert --
produce drinkable water.
UROP
Make the LED in line with the flow for the micro injector, so
that it may transmit maximum flow. Motor that changes
distance of internal magnet from windings depending on
desired speed so as to obtain maximum power efficiency.
lottery scraper
web scraper which monitors various lotteries,
looking for "special" gimmick changes in the rules (like 4x
winnings on Wednesdays) and computes expected value…
Memristiors novel design
make an evolutionary algorithm to make
old stuff using all four basic circuit elements.
Conductive concrete
concrete that has embedded metal fibers so
that it can conduct electricity.
little bitty melting pot
might be useful for some types of
manufacturing/3D printing – how small can an induction melter be
made, for example.
power strip/timer programmable combination
meh
algorithms...
which learn what their inputs are and in what order,
and can adapt to changing circumstances – they
remember previous arguments and adapt so as to respond
to different connections.
true pure tones
hear a true pure tone by direct stimulation of the
nerves of the ear
mechanical analogue to the electrical op-amp
would be an object
with two levers – you pull on one lever and the other moves the
same way, no matter what's in the way or what it is driving. This
analogy could be useful to teach op amps to people.
paper folding device
make it convenient to fold lots of papers in
various ways.
concrete epoxy
epoxy with sand/ some other solid material.
light capacitor
suspend some ball of material with a high index
of refraction and shine light into it so it gets stuck – would
the light stay trapped forever? Could you build up unlimited
quantities of light inside the sphere (which could then be
released slowly by frustrated internal reflection?
movie screening
Movies always are too long at first. One way to
shorten them ``scientifically" is to record blink rate during the
move and then remove / shorten the frames of the parts in which
there are a lot of blinking (average this over multiple people)
better yet, put it online and do it across thousands of people. I
got this from youtube in which there is an episode of kill bill
which is composed entirely of the parts in which people had their
eyes closed. slogan: want to make a movie people can't take their
eyes off of? Just take those parts out!
optimize an article
capture reading of a scientific article via
screen capture while people read it, then use it to make the
article better. like the movie-pruning idea.
super reading program
teaches people the ideal mental mask to
apply during reading so as to read very fast.
explosive thermite epoxy putty
one part would contain the rust,
one part the aluminum.
reading comprehension
use the above screen capture routine to
make a quiz program that constructs questions about the content
you seemed to gloss over while reading. could be easy if the pdf
came with embedded questions. Dylan: automatically generate
word-cloud about the parts you found most interesting; help
others who read the same stuff by drawing attention to the
interesting parts.
hard sword
make a samurai sword, but use osmiridum instead of
martensite for the cutting part; it should be a better
sword.
close range wireless
use the induction technology used to
recharge electric toothbrushes with no metal links to send data
without any metal at all!
reading
is a form of synsethesia
DNA printer
A machine which translates the text eg, "ACTGAC" into
actual DNA
black generator
ferro-fluid magnetic field suspended micro
generator to make electricity
alcohol battery
alcohol/fluid flow powered battery
folding razor blade sword
perfect pitch
learn perfect pitch using another sense in
combination (sight or touch)
razor blade de-sharpener
for guilt free disposal
bricks
filled with luminescent plant material
bio metallic structure
metal grids with seeds inside, which grow
together and form a durable biological matrix. The metal
substrate delivers water. (maybe use plastic instead of metal?)
Dylan: enrich plants with inorganic compounds; electrical
interfaces in cellular plant matter => remote-controlled
photosynthetic/bioluminescent structures.
conducting extracellular matrix
to allow better control of
organic systems and an enhanced nervous system.
cross-modal memory hashing
a way to retrieve memories more
robustly.
flossing thimble-guards
(these actually exist)
rules + lattice learning
integrate lattice learning with rules by
generating hypothetical examples
wooden refrigerator
to give food a better taste Dylan: like
barrels for wine, or planks for salmon. Maybe just have "flavor
planks" for your pre-existing fridge. Need to mitigate effect of
temperature on volatility?
radioactive transmutation molecule by molecule
create precious
metals or something else economically advantageous.
crowd preservation
inoculate food with tons of harmless
bacteria so that there's no room for bad bacteria as a method of
preservation
old school preservation
Pasteur - style holding jar with siphon
as a way to store liquids at room temperature indefinitely w/o
refrigeration.
restaurant policy
Throw rude people out of restaurant as a matter
of course – make ambiance much better.
clean windows
make something that mixes soap with fire hydrant
water (and reduces the pressure a bit) and use it
to clean windows of buildings.
ocarina
make an ocarina out of pure silver
fire pen
pen which burns words on to the page, thus never needing
any ink. Is there a way to make it runnable from the
human's energy?
website to design your own soda
and label, and have it mailed to
you / sell it from your own online store.
solar panels
that float on the ocean
handcuffs with more than two cuffs (3?)
great for daisy chaining
people, binding them to environment, etc.
vector based SOUND files
like the pictures but with SOUND. codify
sound in a language with enough symbols so that it can describe
everything and encode it in that. would be like going from speech
to text or smtg. Could also store sound as an image of the
wavefront encoded as a vector image.
Mouse
with a horizontal scroll wheel in addition to the vertical
scroll wheel
logic maintenance system for big institutions
to make sure the
things they are thinking about doing are not retarded
genetically engineered glowing fruit
sell seeds?
memory slide
IF memories are encoded using particular sensory
impressions, what happens if the sensory organ
itself changes? those memories would become
inaccessible. maybe this is why we can't remember
much from our childhoods. also, could this happen
throughout life as well? Could S remember stuff from
his childhood?
make a completely indestructible phone
no moving parts or display
you should be able to slam it around all you want, and it will
just work. brutally simple. aerogel around the battery, minimal
interface - never gets too hot, and can be dropped into water. no
holes – uses field effects for everything from the buttons to
inductive charging and data transfer.
midi to ocarina "tabs" program
(online website? buy ocarinas from
it too)
3d printing with sound pulses (or just patterns)
like the 8.03
lecture
lighter flint on spring
make hot, throw it at something, and it
makes sparkles!
nuclear energy
Rebranding New+Clear Energy with informational
campaign and public debate forum to enforce its
transparent and open nature. France needn't be the
world leader in nuclear energy. (Dylan)
bubbles
Engineer a material which has both ductility and high
surface tension to make the "third"
minimal-surface-energy solution to a bubble suspended
between two equal-diameter rings. (Solutions are
cylindrical catenary curve, two separated half-bubbles,
and a double-cone)
Textbook whose content can be varied continuously
alter level of
difficulty, rigor, diction, emphasize crossover with certain
other discipline, etc. Content generated dynamically from
knowledge base, along with questions that are moreover altered to
guide knowledge acquisition. Motivation: One book of
knowledge. One.
1.1 From Jacob's idea list
- Roommate-canceling headphones: uses roommate's laptop mic to seed
noise cancellation alg in your headphones (would this
work?). -Update on sound canceling headphones that take feed from
tv: how about ones that cancel people talking on the phone by
receiving the phone signals and playing inverse sound
waves. #signalprocessing ~jcole@mit.edu
- ClackerAlert – tells if you slam the keys too hard using sound data
(and speed/jerkiness data)!.Prevents RSI ~jcole@mit.e
- separate pin that you can tell someone if forced to
identify your PIN (idea from idea about credit cards)
Date: 2015-02-04 23:52:02 EST
Author: Robert McIntyre
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