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author Robert McIntyre <rlm@mit.edu>
date Mon, 26 May 2014 01:40:11 -0400
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rlm@43 1 #+title: Big List O' Ideas
rlm@43 2 #+author: Robert McIntyre
rlm@43 3 #+email: rlm@mit.edu
rlm@43 4 #+description: list of ideas from the last ~ 7 years
rlm@47 5 #+keywords: aurellem ideas half-baked random
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rlm@43 9
rlm@42 10 * Ideas
rlm@42 11
rlm@43 12 This is a list of all the ideas I've had that I felt like writing down
rlm@90 13 for the past ~ 8 years. Some of them could be practical inventions and
rlm@47 14 are "just" waiting the that 95% perspiration to bring them to
rlm@47 15 fruition, some are ideas for science fiction, and some are simple
rlm@48 16 observations. Some are really only for my own personal notes and are
rlm@48 17 not meant to be comprehensible. They are arranged roughly in reverse
rlm@48 18 chronological order, with the most recent ideas at the top of the
rlm@48 19 list. The ones at the bottom of the list are heavily influenced by my
rlm@48 20 time at MIT.
rlm@43 21
rlm@43 22 If you find some of these interesting and would like to collaborate on
rlm@43 23 them with me or discuss them in more detail, I'd love to hear from
rlm@43 24 you. You can email me at ideas@aurellem.org.
rlm@43 25
rlm@52 26 If you want to use one of these ideas as your own and run with it,
rlm@52 27 please feel free. I'd love to hear about it if you do.
rlm@52 28
rlm@62 29 #+begin_quote
rlm@62 30 There's no end to what a man can accomplish if he doesn't care about
rlm@62 31 getting credit.
rlm@62 32 #+end_quote
rlm@62 33
rlm@95 34 - stage magic rituals :: rituals should incorporate elements of stage
rlm@95 35 magic. Foe example in Teller's tempest, they have a scene where
rlm@95 36 they levitate a crown in front of someone, then put it on his
rlm@95 37 head. They also have a wedding ceremony where they levitated the
rlm@95 38 bride as well. Actual weddings and other ceremonies should
rlm@95 39 incorporate stage magic as an enhancement.
rlm@95 40
rlm@95 41 - isotope time dilation :: use a cyclotron to speed up rare isotopes
rlm@95 42 developed in nuclear fusion experiments. The relativistic time
rlm@95 43 dilation will stop the isotopes from decaying, and allow time to
rlm@95 44 study them. This is based on radioactive isotopes that fall
rlm@95 45 through the earth's atmosphere that take hundreds of times
rlm@95 46 longer to decay than normal.
rlm@95 47
rlm@95 48 - marsupial stimulation :: You take a freshly pouched marsupial baby,
rlm@95 49 and show it videos and other interactive things while it matures
rlm@95 50 in the pouch. What mental effects would this have?
rlm@95 51
rlm@95 52 - dynamic re-keying :: Some older ways of tuning insturments sound
rlm@95 53 better, but we use the even-tempered scale today because it makes
rlm@95 54 it easier to switch keys. With electronic music, why not make
rlm@95 55 key-annotations and dynamically re-tune the piece to sound good
rlm@95 56 in the current key? Coule be done as a midi+annotation -> midi
rlm@95 57 compiler for experimentation.
rlm@95 58
rlm@95 59 - death always implies damage :: is is possible for a corpse to differ
rlm@95 60 from a living person only in the fact that one is dead and the
rlm@95 61 other is alive? NO! A corpse must always have some sort of
rlm@95 62 molecular damage which causes the loss of function!
rlm@95 63
rlm@95 64 - inner eye :: Surgically install a bunch of tiny cameras inside a
rlm@95 65 person. Then, you can activate them all and get a
rlm@95 66 picture of your internal organs for diagnostic
rlm@95 67 purposes.
rlm@95 68
rlm@95 69 - chaos rails :: should make a visulazation of the homoclinic tangle,
rlm@95 70 it's truly beautiful.
rlm@95 71
rlm@95 72 - context gobbler :: this would be in "inside-out macro" that takes
rlm@95 73 the context (like you use for things like error, continuations,
rlm@95 74 and friends) and transforms it to something else. Maybe useful?
rlm@95 75
rlm@91 76 - cryonics middle ages :: some people say that cryonics is an
rlm@91 77 experiment and that it is foolish to wait until we have revived a
rlm@91 78 human. There is a middle ground where the procedure has a dismal
rlm@91 79 success rate on humans, say 1 in 20, so that you'd be a fool to
rlm@91 80 try revival. Nonetheless, this very risky procedure could be the
rlm@91 81 legal proof of concept needed to create a new class of life
rlm@91 82 between "living" and "dead": "stasis".
rlm@91 83
rlm@91 84 - philosophy of the mirror :: neat thought experiment -- if you take a
rlm@91 85 mirror of someone by actually reversing a person's chirality
rlm@91 86 moleculue by molucule, then will the only be able to read mirror
rlm@91 87 writing? The answer is yes, by analogy to a purely mechanical
rlm@91 88 scantron device. This is one of the only interesting transforms I
rlm@91 89 know that can take a human brain and change it in subtle,
rlm@91 90 non-destructive ways. It's also an argument against dualism.
rlm@91 91
rlm@91 92 - biosphere in a bottle :: There are around 15 million species. 15
rlm@91 93 million stem cells will fill only a tiny size, far less than a cubic
rlm@91 94 inch. Preserve a single cell from every species on earth in this
rlm@91 95 small space, and you will have a record of our current biosphere
rlm@91 96 that can be protected. "Hold the genetic data of all species in
rlm@91 97 your hand."
rlm@91 98
rlm@90 99 - chaos lock :: The "arrow of time" points in the direction of
rlm@90 100 increasing entropy. The time evolution of chaotic
rlm@90 101 systems depend exquisitely on their initial state. If
rlm@90 102 you take a measurement of a chaotic system at any
rlm@90 103 given point of time, you can evolve that system
rlm@90 104 backwards or forwards based on your measurement. So
rlm@90 105 let's say you start the chaotic system in a VERY low
rlm@90 106 entropy state, then let it run for a while, then take
rlm@90 107 a measurement with some uncertainty. Your
rlm@90 108 measurement is pretty good, but obviously not
rlm@90 109 PERFECT. If you evolve the chaotic system back in
rlm@90 110 time, then you will see that you don't really reach
rlm@90 111 a state with low entropy an hour before (the entropy
rlm@90 112 is easy to measure with surrogates like alignment,
rlm@90 113 etc). So use this technique to SEARCH for a more
rlm@90 114 accurate measurement! This potentially can give you
rlm@90 115 many more orders of magnitude than you could get alone
rlm@90 116 just using an instrument. Sometimes it will give you
rlm@90 117 bad results, the the odds of it doing that are
rlm@90 118 infinitesimal, and you can just measure a couple of
rlm@90 119 times.
rlm@90 120
rlm@90 121 - cryo-evolution :: perhaps there would be a way to rapidly evolve a
rlm@90 122 symbiotic bacterial organism that could protect
rlm@90 123 human tissues from freezing damage.
rlm@90 124
rlm@87 125 - suicide parasite :: sometimes, people kill themselves for no good
rlm@87 126 reason. We often explain this with things like "hidden
rlm@87 127 depression" or we say that they had something like chronic jaw or
rlm@87 128 back pain. I think that smells of rationalization. I don't buy
rlm@87 129 it. I propose that in many suicide cases there is a disease that
rlm@88 130 causes the suicidal behavior. We already know that certain
rlm@87 131 parasites have mind-bending properties in other animals, even
rlm@87 132 mammals like mice. It's not much of a stretch to imagine a
rlm@88 133 parasite that causes suicides in humans. Some problems:
rlm@87 134 - What does the suicide parasite get out of it? :: This might be
rlm@87 135 answered by the whole thing being a glitch caused by
rlm@87 136 cross-species contamination. Toxoplasma works this way.
rlm@88 137 - What predictions does a disease model make :: suicide should
rlm@88 138 be more common among people who share a contagion
rlm@88 139 vector. There should be suicides that don't make any
rlm@87 140 sense : people who weren't really depressed, who had no
rlm@87 141 reason to kill themselves. People who have killed themselves
rlm@87 142 should have a higher incidence of some unknown parasite in
rlm@87 143 their brains.
rlm@86 144
rlm@89 145 - domestic insects :: People should eat more bugs because they're much
rlm@89 146 more efficient, so why not do some major domestication research
rlm@89 147 to make very appealing bugs?
rlm@87 148
rlm@87 149 - birth-clones :: What if each person was intentionally split at birth
rlm@87 150 into a normal embryo and a few "backup" cells which
rlm@87 151 is then frozen. The backup cells are created just
rlm@87 152 the same way as natural identical twins. The backups
rlm@88 153 can be used to regenerate organs. etc. Also, it
rlm@87 154 would be a good sci fi concept, because you could
rlm@87 155 have a culture where people reward people who were
rlm@87 156 especially awesome are "reborn" from their
rlm@88 157 backups. Imagine having a young Bach every
rlm@87 158 generation, etc.
rlm@86 159
rlm@84 160 - pronuncation guide :: a simple webpage where you type in a word and
rlm@84 161 it returns a simpe, English sentence describing exactly how to
rlm@84 162 pronounce the word. For people who don't want to learn IPA.
rlm@86 163
rlm@87 164 - cortex-search :: use the repertoire of actions learned to limit the
rlm@87 165 search space of possible actions.
rlm@87 166
rlm@83 167 - learning to teleport :: scifi idea, this is a story about a person
rlm@83 168 who is struggling with his/her society's ideas about
rlm@83 169 teleportation. It's considered a fundamental part of being a
rlm@83 170 member of that society (after all, the difference between animals
rlm@83 171 and humans is that humans are creatures of pure information while
rlm@83 172 animals are burdened with base matter, "that's how you travel the
rlm@83 173 stars, etc") Humans are born normally, grow up, and then
rlm@83 174 eventually transcend via destructive upload. Analogies to jumping
rlm@83 175 off a diving board into a pool (which I simply /could not do/ for
rlm@83 176 a long time), etc.
rlm@83 177
rlm@87 178 - no-float-ice :: cup that has cross beams at the bottom where ice
rlm@87 179 forms. Then when you drink liquid from the glass,
rlm@87 180 the ice stays at the bottom and doesn't hit your
rlm@87 181 lips. For bars and fancy things.
rlm@87 182
rlm@82 183 - bitcoins for immigrants :: A common case with Mexican immigrants
rlm@82 184 (illegal or not) is that they want to send money they've earned
rlm@82 185 in the US back to their families in Mexico. They currently do this
rlm@82 186 through things like Money Gram or Western Union, and they get
rlm@82 187 fleeced in the process with fees. Bitcoin could greatly reduce
rlm@82 188 the cost of sending money from America to Mexico, but I don't
rlm@82 189 believe that it's currently used for that among Mexican
rlm@82 190 immigrants currently due to lack of knowledge. I bet you could
rlm@82 191 set up physical locations like those obnoxious Western Union huts
rlm@82 192 in places like Texas, Arizona, etc, and greatly undercut
rlm@82 193 them. Or, perhaps some educational seminars about bitcoin might
rlm@82 194 be in order. There's some money to be made there because there is
rlm@82 195 great demand, and it's a good thing to boot!
rlm@82 196
rlm@81 197 - reverse eye-tracking :: A painting that is actually a digital screen
rlm@82 198 with a camera. It records people's eye tracks permanently. It's
rlm@81 199 "artistic" because paintings are normally these things that you
rlm@81 200 look at without changing, but this one is changed the second you
rlm@81 201 look at it, recording where /you/ looked forever for others to
rlm@81 202 see. Make it be a painting of a woman and see the trolling as the
rlm@81 203 breasts and groin area light up with interest from all the males
rlm@81 204 passing by.
rlm@81 205
rlm@80 206 - smart toilets :: Instead of using indirect measures like infrared
rlm@80 207 detectors of the presence of a person, use computer
rlm@80 208 vision to directly measure whether the toilet needs
rlm@80 209 to be flushed. I think a lot of things will end up
rlm@80 210 going this way as we get better computer vision.
rlm@80 211
rlm@77 212 - validate chemopreservation :: chemopreservation is difficult to
rlm@77 213 validate because it destroys the functionality of a brain, and
rlm@77 214 brain simulation will take a long time to mature as a
rlm@77 215 technology. However, one very powerful way to validate
rlm@77 216 chemopreservation would be to have a person/animal learn
rlm@77 217 something with high complexity such as a number or the solution
rlm@80 218 to a maze, or a flashbulb memory. Then you preserve their brain
rlm@80 219 chemically, slice it up, and read /that specific memory/ from the
rlm@77 220 detailed brain scan. Much more difficult, but much more doable.
rlm@77 221
rlm@75 222 - candy screw :: edible candy screw with candy nuts that you can screw
rlm@75 223 as well.
rlm@76 224
rlm@74 225 - better bibliography :: when writing a thesis or paper, have the
rlm@80 226 bibliography not just be an opaque list of resources, but have it
rlm@74 227 be a list of /summaries/ and /qualities/ that each paper has in
rlm@80 228 the context of the paper being written. When examining a
rlm@80 229 bibliography, I want to know if reading the papers in the
rlm@74 230 bibliography are worth my time, and I also am probably also
rlm@74 231 interested in exactly the things that are being discussed in the
rlm@74 232 paper I'm reading. The bibliography is the perfect place to
rlm@74 233 provide information about the referenced papers from the
rlm@80 234 author's perspective. I will use this biographic form in my own
rlm@74 235 thesis.
rlm@74 236
rlm@73 237 - digital inter-library loan :: libraries at universities already do
rlm@80 238 inter-library loans for books, so why not do the same for access
rlm@73 239 to stupid paywalled digital papers? All the universities could
rlm@73 240 allow access to articles for registered students to all the files
rlm@73 241 available through any participating university. This could be
rlm@73 242 achieved by sending requests through proxies at participating
rlm@73 243 universities. Each university would decide who at the university
rlm@73 244 can access the proxy network. Access to the proxy network could
rlm@73 245 be made easy using something like http://libx.org/.
rlm@73 246
rlm@72 247 - chess visual :: to show the vast size of the game trees considered
rlm@72 248 by computers, show two people playing chess in a
rlm@72 249 void. They are floating in space, and there is a
rlm@72 250 simple chess board between them. Then, as they play,
rlm@72 251 the game tree's they are considering are drawn
rlm@72 252 behind him. The root of the tree starts centered in
rlm@72 253 their heads or whatever they use to think, and the
rlm@72 254 tree grows out from behind, never crossing the
rlm@72 255 dividing plane between the two players. Each
rlm@72 256 player's tree is a different color. As they grow,
rlm@72 257 there are animations for pruning, etc. Eventually,
rlm@72 258 they look like the hemispheres of a brain, wings,
rlm@72 259 etc. A human's tree might occasionally have a long
rlm@72 260 chain, while the computer tree would be more
rlm@72 261 uniform. You could compare deep blue and a modern
rlm@72 262 laptop. Use actual data when fighting two computers!
rlm@72 263
rlm@71 264 - time verification :: some standard way to verify that some piece of
rlm@71 265 data was recorded at a specific time. Might involve a time
rlm@73 266 server, a key for each time period, something like that.
rlm@71 267
rlm@70 268 - tamper proof gold bars :: [[http://www.tungsten-alloy.com/gold-plated-tungsten-alloy-bar.html][this site]] offers gold plated tungsten bars
rlm@70 269 as "novelty" items. One reason to prefer coins is because they
rlm@70 270 are much harder to counterfeit because there is less surface area
rlm@70 271 to mass ratio. However, gold bars are still a great design
rlm@70 272 because they can hold a lot of value in a small space. A gold bar
rlm@70 273 could be given the same protections (and more) that gold coins
rlm@70 274 have to offer by changing it into a "gold book", which would have
rlm@70 275 hundreds of "pages" of gold bound together. This could be
rlm@70 276 implemented with multiple steel rods going through the book which
rlm@70 277 can be removed, or some more classier mechanism for holding the
rlm@70 278 pages. The point is that the bar can be EASILY subdivided (and
rlm@70 279 people would perform this test before buying), thus guaranteeing
rlm@70 280 it's authenticity.
rlm@70 281
rlm@68 282 - aurellem shirt :: I should make an aurellem star symbol tee-shirt.
rlm@68 283
rlm@86 284 - touch vision :: inspired by GelSight, I want to reexamine cortex and
rlm@86 285 see if I could implement touch as a very low range
rlm@86 286 form of vision.
rlm@86 287
rlm@67 288 - high school science :: this is a lesson in scientific ethics. The
rlm@67 289 goal is to calculate /g/, the local gravitational
rlm@67 290 acceleration. The students are told that the textbook says it's
rlm@67 291 /exactly/ 9.81 before they start the experiment. See how they
rlm@67 292 doctor their results to get closer to the textbook value. It's
rlm@67 293 neat because for any given school, /g/ is probably *not* exactly
rlm@67 294 equal to 9.81, because that is just an average!
rlm@67 295
rlm@67 296 - opencourseware subtitles :: there are ladies who type up lectures
rlm@67 297 while they are being given. These recordings should be kept and
rlm@67 298 given to OCW for subtitles. If the timestamps of keys are
rlm@67 299 recorded, then it is easy to make subtitles.
rlm@67 300
rlm@66 301 - screen locking timing :: you use your computer camera to see if you
rlm@66 302 are sitting in front of the computer. If you are, then the screen
rlm@66 303 will never lock. If you are, then the screen will lock with a
rlm@67 304 30-40 second timeout. It's an extension of using inactivity to
rlm@66 305 initiate the countdown, just with more information.
rlm@66 306
rlm@66 307 - mirror toilet :: a toilet with a square basin made or mirror instead
rlm@67 308 or porcelain. That way, you can see how good of a
rlm@66 309 wipe job you have done / watch how your excretion
rlm@66 310 system works.
rlm@66 311
rlm@80 312 - test dummies :: why don't we clone anencephalic humans and use then to
rlm@62 313 test /in vivo/ human organ systems and drugs? It
rlm@62 314 would be ethical as long as there are women who are
rlm@62 315 willing to host the clones, and it would be a
rlm@67 316 tremendous resource for studying the human body. I
rlm@62 317 see nothing wrong with it morally, since no one is
rlm@67 318 suffering, and it stands to save many lives throughout
rlm@62 319 more advanced technology.
rlm@62 320
rlm@62 321 - X-ray telepresence :: given that a doctor is operating on a patient
rlm@62 322 via telepresence, one cool things you can do is shine X-rays into
rlm@62 323 the patient to view the insides during real time. If the system
rlm@80 324 was coupled with a Bayesian model of the layout of the structure,
rlm@67 325 and the x-rays were only fired whenever the uncertainty of the
rlm@62 326 model reached a certain threshold, then the radiation damage
rlm@62 327 and surgery risk could be minimized.
rlm@62 328
rlm@62 329 - superfluid vascular system :: I wonder what would happen if you
rlm@62 330 replaced the blood in a human with a superfluid. What would the
rlm@62 331 physical dynamics be? Would the superfluid flow through the
rlm@62 332 vasculature, or would it ignore it and travel through the cells,
rlm@62 333 or something else entirely. Since superfluids need to be cold to
rlm@62 334 retain their superfluidity, how would the dynamics change during
rlm@62 335 perfusion of a superfluid, where the fluid gains and looses
rlm@62 336 superfluidity as it goes deeper into the body and is cooled by
rlm@67 337 superfluid from upstream. In summary there are two things to
rlm@62 338 simulate 1.) replace all blood in human with superfluid
rlm@62 339 instantly. 2.) perfuse superfluid into human.
rlm@51 340
rlm@59 341 - projective guessing :: I think that we read and see things by
rlm@67 342 making a really good guess about what we're expecting to see,
rlm@59 343 and then searching for our guess in what we see. If it really
rlm@59 344 doesn't match, then we start to make more guesses / analyze the
rlm@59 345 image from first principles, but most stuff is projective
rlm@59 346 guessing.
rlm@59 347
rlm@67 348 - Intestinal flora maintenance :: why not inoculate babies at birth
rlm@59 349 with "ideal" gut flora instead of whatever bullshit they
rlm@59 350 naturally get, thus giving them optimal digestive/nutrient
rlm@67 351 extraction capabilities. Might also be able to make their farts
rlm@91 352 not stink for life, too. MORE IMPORTANTALY, might help to
rlm@91 353 preventatively stop some forms of /colic/, which affects 1 in 5
rlm@91 354 babies and causees constant screaming and pain for about 5 weeks.
rlm@59 355
rlm@56 356 - server culture : mirrors :: make a distributed system where people
rlm@56 357 can mirror the websites of people they like -- essentially cover
rlm@56 358 the server costs of favored websites. This could make popular
rlm@56 359 websites run at no cost. The system would require that the
rlm@56 360 mirrored content be the same as the official source. Sort of like
rlm@67 361 bit-torrent for websites.
rlm@56 362
rlm@56 363 - map programming :: one problem with functional programming is that
rlm@56 364 in order to remain functional, you have to pass up arguments up
rlm@67 365 into each calling function to get the full range of behavior
rlm@56 366 from the lower level functions. Normally people come to a
rlm@67 367 compromise involving abstraction and sparing use of dynamic
rlm@67 368 variables to configure runtime behavior. What would be the
rlm@56 369 advantages of making a programming language where every function
rlm@67 370 receives one argument, a map, which contains all the symbol
rlm@56 371 bindings it would ever need? This map is passed on to all
rlm@56 372 subordinate functions. This way, you could replace functions on
rlm@56 373 the fly, and arrange for there to be sensible defaults,
rlm@56 374 etc. Might cause more harm than good but is an interesting idea.
rlm@56 375
rlm@55 376 - rest nest :: a small EEG device you would attach to your head when
rlm@55 377 you go to sleep at night. ML algorithms would determine
rlm@55 378 your particular sleep cycles. This would mostly be an
rlm@55 379 alarm clock that you could give a time range, say
rlm@55 380 7:00AM - 7:15AM, and it would wake you up during an
rlm@55 381 ideal time corresponding to then end of one of your 90
rlm@55 382 min sleep cycles. You would feel much more rested upon
rlm@55 383 waking up, and would wake up faster. There might be
rlm@55 384 some other uses for the EEG data as well.
rlm@55 385
rlm@50 386 - image compression :: use a library like gimp or opencv to process an
rlm@50 387 image to make it have less entropy, then store the reverse of
rlm@50 388 those operations along with the compressed simpler image as a
rlm@80 389 super-compressed image file (possibly accepting some
rlm@80 390 losses). Trades file size for decompression time, and allows one
rlm@50 391 to cheat by using information in gimp/opencv to compress the
rlm@50 392 image.
rlm@50 393
rlm@47 394 - fixed cryopreservation :: why not use a fixative to buy enough time
rlm@42 395 to ramp up cryoprotectants to an acceptable level at room
rlm@42 396 temperature? Then, the whole system can be rapidly cooled and
rlm@42 397 vitrified. This method "severs the biological link" in that the
rlm@47 398 fixatives are highly toxic, but current vitrification procedures
rlm@42 399 do this anyway since there can be a lot of freezing damage.
rlm@38 400
rlm@67 401 - dilated security camera :: a security camera that would capture
rlm@58 402 full video footage of everything at 60fps but then decide to keep
rlm@58 403 only every 1 frame every 5 seconds unless there's something
rlm@58 404 "interesting" happening.
rlm@58 405
rlm@40 406 - bitcoin wallet :: Part of "server culture", this would be something
rlm@40 407 like "coin.your-domain.com" which would serve as
rlm@40 408 your personal trusted access to your own bitcoins
rlm@40 409 from anywhere.
rlm@40 410
rlm@40 411 - libpay :: this would be a free library which would enable
rlm@40 412 micro-donations to software projects and other projects,
rlm@47 413 so that you could donate a penny to "emacs" and it would
rlm@47 414 be automatically split up to every person who has ever
rlm@40 415 contributed to emacs in proportion to the amount of
rlm@40 416 community esteem, code quantity, bugs fixed, whatever the
rlm@47 417 community decides. This might make it possible for
rlm@40 418 programmers to live entirely off of free programming.
rlm@40 419
rlm@45 420 - distributed graphics :: Browser based graphics-card accelerated
rlm@45 421 distributed computing API.
rlm@41 422
rlm@40 423 - pronouns :: use capital letters A-Z instead of pronouns. They solve
rlm@40 424 pronoun referents and gender neutrality, are short to
rlm@40 425 say, and you can encode useful information into the
rlm@40 426 choice of letter. For example, instead of "Meetings
rlm@40 427 shall be presided over by the president, unless she is
rlm@42 428 absent." USE "Meetings shall be presided over by the
rlm@40 429 president, unless P is absent." We already use this a
rlm@40 430 little, since I and U are reserved for the subject and
rlm@40 431 object respectively.
rlm@40 432
rlm@40 433 - phone DSP :: software app that inserts an audio DSP between the
rlm@40 434 input to a phone and the output. The DSP is delicious
rlm@40 435 and configurable, and can allow men to make their
rlm@40 436 voices deeper, etc. The app would allow you to hear
rlm@40 437 your own voice as others hear it. Most people hate how
rlm@40 438 their own voice sounds. The app would also allow one to
rlm@47 439 immediately change the parameters of the DSP using good
rlm@40 440 presets.
rlm@40 441
rlm@47 442 - predestined body learning :: a good example of predestined learning
rlm@40 443 might be the mirror neurons.
rlm@40 444
rlm@47 445 - restaurant receipt :: use a carbon copy receipt instead of two stupid
rlm@40 446 copies.
rlm@40 447
rlm@41 448 - anti google glass :: glasses with mounted lasers and computer vision
rlm@41 449 that targets the cameras in google glass and destroy them.
rlm@41 450
rlm@40 451 - wearable towel :: towel with clasp, velcro, whatever, that allows
rlm@40 452 one to wear the towel more securely than just
rlm@40 453 wrapping it tightly and hoping for the best.
rlm@40 454
rlm@47 455 - crossdressing :: Easiest way to disguise oneself as a woman is to
rlm@44 456 wear a burka.
rlm@41 457
rlm@40 458 - book-mode :: intelligent color highlighting for books and
rlm@40 459 articles. It would disambiguate pronouns and involved
rlm@40 460 references. For example, if "Rachael" as red, and "the
rlm@40 461 blonde haired girl" refers to "Rachael", then "the
rlm@40 462 blonde haired girl" would he colored red. Also, you
rlm@47 463 could disambiguate multi part run-on sentences by
rlm@40 464 highlighting each subcomponent. Maybe would also have
rlm@47 465 applications to scientific reading.
rlm@40 466
rlm@40 467 - Handheld light Rain measurement :: this would be a clear, teflon
rlm@47 468 coated plastic disk with a camera underneath the disk. You would
rlm@40 469 be able to hold the device out and it would measure the rate of
rlm@40 470 accumulation of water droplets from fine mists and light rain by
rlm@40 471 using computer vision to measure the diameters of the drops.
rlm@40 472
rlm@40 473 - Big Brother Farming :: This would be a vision system that would
rlm@40 474 individually monitor each plant and turn on water, etc to ensure
rlm@40 475 maximum/uniform growth for each plant.
rlm@40 476
rlm@40 477 - Discrete Faucet :: A faucet with discrete ticks instead of
rlm@47 478 continuous.
rlm@40 479
rlm@40 480 - Laser Circle :: take a glass microfiliment and shine a laser at one
rlm@40 481 end at an oblique angle. It will make a perfect,
rlm@40 482 large circle on the wall, converting a laser beam
rlm@47 483 into a laser cone, preserving most of the energy of
rlm@40 484 the laser.
rlm@40 485
rlm@40 486 - Invisible Glass :: Take a container of liquid and embed a
rlm@40 487 glass sculpture made out of glass that has exactly the same index
rlm@40 488 of refraction and color of the liquid. Then the sculpture will be
rlm@40 489 totally invisible in the container, and will only be revealed
rlm@40 490 when the liquid is drained. The container might be a fancy
rlm@40 491 wine/spirit bottle or an hourglass.
rlm@40 492
rlm@47 493 - Caterpillar people :: A race of caterpillar like creatures gains
rlm@40 494 intelligence after eons of predation by birds, etc. These
rlm@47 495 caterpillar creatures still undergo metamorphosis into a large
rlm@40 496 butterfly-like creature. The metamorphosis process turns the
rlm@40 497 caterpillar's brain into mush and reforms it into a minimal,
rlm@40 498 dumb, truly insect-like mind, completely destroying the person
rlm@47 499 the caterpillar was. The society develops all sorts of customs and
rlm@40 500 religious interpretations of the metamorphosis. It is viewed as
rlm@40 501 good and natural by some since it is part of their life cycle and
rlm@47 502 necessary to propagate the species, as only the butterflies can
rlm@40 503 mate. Some think that the butterflies are still the same person
rlm@47 504 because they have the same soul, even they no longer posses the
rlm@47 505 memories or personality of the original caterpillar. Some see the
rlm@40 506 butterfly form as the "true form" of the species, since the
rlm@40 507 butterflies can fly, mate, and are beautiful. Many make a big
rlm@47 508 deal out of the fact that 1-2% of the caterpillar's mind is
rlm@40 509 actually preserved in the butterfly. Some see it as a terrible
rlm@47 510 tragedy and argue that the caterpillars should try to stop the
rlm@40 511 metamorphosis by technology. Practically, some very important
rlm@40 512 members of society undergo hormone therapy and/or surgery to
rlm@40 513 prevent metamorphosis so that they can live longer as themselves.
rlm@40 514
rlm@40 515 This is a continuation of Marvin Minsky's ideas about pain being
rlm@40 516 something that preserves our bodies while destroying our minds,
rlm@40 517 something that is a remnant from our too harsh animal days that
rlm@40 518 hasn't caught up to the fact that we have very complex brains
rlm@40 519 now. It's a worst-case scenario about a maladaptive genetic
rlm@40 520 legacy. Also, it's inspired by "There She Is!!!", which makes a
rlm@40 521 compelling point about homosexuality by introducing a second
rlm@40 522 gender characteristic (bunny/cat, male/female), which makes
rlm@40 523 homophobia look very silly. Here, our own biological legacy of
rlm@47 524 pain and death is made to look like the tragedy it is through the
rlm@47 525 lens of the the caterpillar people.
rlm@40 526
rlm@46 527 - relationships as a business :: [[http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Up-or-Out-Solving-the-IT-Turnover-Crisis.aspx][Turnover-Crisis]] is an excellent talk
rlm@46 528 about the "culture of quitting," which is about better business
rlm@46 529 by letting people go instead of keeping them around past their
rlm@47 530 "apex". Focuses on information transfer. Cool idea of an alumni
rlm@46 531 network, which for relationships would be a group of satisfied
rlm@46 532 ex-lovers, who would recommend new people your way, and who might
rlm@46 533 consider coming to you again, refreshed from their time away with
rlm@46 534 new stories/experiences. I should look for examples of this and
rlm@46 535 how they worked out.
rlm@43 536
rlm@47 537 - coffee with tea :: /rlm-tea/ contains 2% sugar, 10% cream, and 20%
rlm@43 538 dylan coffee. /dylan coffee/ contains 5% sugar,
rlm@43 539 20% cream, and 10% rlm-tea. Start your mornings
rlm@43 540 with recursion!
rlm@43 541
rlm@43 542 - psychic crystal :: in a science fiction story, this would be an
rlm@43 543 object that is very easy to move physically but is extremely
rlm@43 544 difficult to move with telekinesis.
rlm@43 545
rlm@40 546 - http://betsofbitco.in/ :: what a great place for an AI/person to
rlm@40 547 prove themselves as a good predictor. I wish this could be
rlm@40 548 automated.
rlm@40 549
rlm@44 550 - true reflection :: don't forget about that mirror in the student
rlm@44 551 center!, it's two mirrors at right angles, like staring at a
rlm@44 552 corner of a room. The light reflects so that it shows you what
rlm@44 553 you actually look like, instead of your mirror image.
rlm@33 554
rlm@33 555 - remote control wasp :: use computer to drive wings with remote
rlm@32 556 power/logic.
rlm@32 557
rlm@47 558 - encrypted email phone book :: public (distributed?) database of
rlm@44 559 email->private-key pairs, to enable automatic encryption.
rlm@32 560
rlm@44 561 - universal eye color :: every equivalent creature will see each
rlm@44 562 others' eyes as black -- it's universal. Even if the creatures
rlm@44 563 see in radio waves, and their eyes are 2m long pieces of jagged
rlm@44 564 metal, when those creatures look at each other, they will see
rlm@44 565 black, the absence of light and color (since it's being absorbed
rlm@44 566 by the sensor array).
rlm@32 567
rlm@33 568 - intelligent microwave :: it learns where the hot nodes of its fields
rlm@83 569 are, and uses them to evenly heat any food item. It has an infrared
rlm@32 570 camera or something to keep track of how hot the food is. That way,
rlm@32 571 you don't get bowls where the edges are boiling, while the center is
rlm@32 572 still frozen. Requires a little bit of intelligence/vision, since
rlm@32 573 the exact pattern of heating totally depends on the exact shape of
rlm@47 574 the food. Wouldn't need a carousel, and wouldn't need a timer,
rlm@47 575 just a desired temperature. Could also detect ice, and automatically
rlm@32 576 defrost the parts which are frozen. Might be able to work much
rlm@47 577 faster since it can avoid overheating; might have problems with
rlm@32 578 heating the insides of thick things, might need a weight sensor too.
rlm@32 579
rlm@39 580 + Would be much cleaner than other microwaves, since food would
rlm@39 581 "sputter" and splash liquid much less.
rlm@32 582
rlm@39 583 + Throw in some SIFT+R processing to match previously cooked foods
rlm@39 584 and learn the exact heating profiles for things that have been
rlm@54 585 cooked before -- it can get faster the more it's used.
rlm@32 586
rlm@47 587 - compression :: brain-aware image compression algorithm
rlm@32 588
rlm@44 589 - Credit card proxy :: would be a company which works like paypal
rlm@44 590 except for real world transactions
rlm@32 591
rlm@33 592 - Flesh pillow :: a pillow like the arm or torso of a human, complete
rlm@33 593 with simulated temperature, bones, and heartbeat.
rlm@33 594
rlm@47 595 - super screw :: a screw which has only one or two threads and instead
rlm@47 596 uses compression to fit into a hole (the whole shank
rlm@33 597 of the screw is split into multiple pieces to
rlm@33 598 accomplish this; the tip is a point, then the middle
rlm@33 599 bulges out and gets compressed when screwed in.
rlm@33 600
rlm@47 601 - light filter :: (like light tweezers) to mechanically separate
rlm@33 602 fluids with different index of refraction
rlm@33 603
rlm@33 604 - chalk eraser project :: maybe make a directional eraser, for easy
rlm@33 605 release of chalk dust, like fur, and how it likes to rest in a
rlm@33 606 certain direction.
rlm@33 607
rlm@44 608 - silver socks :: socks laced with silver for the antimicrobial
rlm@44 609 properties.
rlm@32 610
rlm@53 611 - UROP :: magnet gear/metal teeth tape
rlm@53 612
rlm@82 613 - Rod of Moses :: device to distill urine through evaporation and
rlm@53 614 easily dispose of urea crystals for use in desert --
rlm@53 615 produce drinkable water.
rlm@32 616
rlm@47 617 - UROP :: Make the LED in line with the flow for the micro injector, so
rlm@44 618 that it may transmit maximum flow. Motor that changes
rlm@44 619 distance of internal magnet from windings depending on
rlm@44 620 desired speed so as to obtain maximum power efficiency.
rlm@32 621
rlm@47 622 - lottery scraper :: web scraper which monitors various lotteries,
rlm@44 623 looking for "special" gimmick changes in the rules (like 4x
rlm@44 624 winnings on Wednesdays) and computes expected value...
rlm@34 625
rlm@34 626 - Memristiors novel design :: make an evolutionary algorithm to make
rlm@34 627 old stuff using all four basic circuit elements.
rlm@34 628
rlm@44 629 - Conductive concrete :: concrete that has embedded metal fibers so
rlm@44 630 that it can conduct electricity.
rlm@34 631
rlm@44 632 - little bitty melting pot :: might be useful for some types of
rlm@44 633 manufacturing/3D printing -- how small can an induction melter be
rlm@44 634 made, for example.
rlm@34 635
rlm@44 636 - power strip/timer programmable combination :: meh
rlm@34 637
rlm@47 638 - algorithms :: which learn what their inputs are and in what order,
rlm@44 639 and can adapt to changing circumstances -- they
rlm@44 640 remember previous arguments and adapt so as to respond
rlm@44 641 to different connections.
rlm@34 642
rlm@47 643 - true pure tones :: hear a true pure tone by direct stimulation of the
rlm@44 644 nerves of the ear
rlm@43 645
rlm@43 646 - mechanical analogue to the electrical op-amp :: would be an object
rlm@43 647 with two levers -- you pull on one lever and the other moves the
rlm@43 648 same way, no matter what's in the way or what it is driving. This
rlm@47 649 analogy could be useful to teach op amps to people.
rlm@34 650
rlm@47 651 - paper folding device :: make it convenient to fold lots of papers in
rlm@34 652 various ways.
rlm@34 653
rlm@34 654 - concrete epoxy :: epoxy with sand/ some other solid material.
rlm@34 655
rlm@47 656 - light capacitor :: suspend some ball of material with a high index
rlm@43 657 of refraction and shine light into it so it gets stuck -- would
rlm@43 658 the light stay trapped forever? Could you build up unlimited
rlm@43 659 quantities of light inside the sphere (which could then be
rlm@43 660 released slowly by frustrated internal reflection?
rlm@34 661
rlm@40 662 - movie screening :: Movies always are too long at first. One way to
rlm@34 663 shorten them ``scientifically" is to record blink rate during the
rlm@34 664 move and then remove / shorten the frames of the parts in which
rlm@34 665 there are a lot of blinking (average this over multiple people)
rlm@34 666 better yet, put it online and do it across thousands of people. I
rlm@34 667 got this from youtube in which there is an episode of kill bill
rlm@47 668 which is composed entirely of the parts in which people had their
rlm@34 669 eyes closed. slogan: want to make a movie people can't take their
rlm@34 670 eyes off of? Just take those parts out!
rlm@34 671
rlm@47 672 - optimize an article :: capture reading of a scientific article via
rlm@44 673 screen capture while people read it, then use it to make the
rlm@44 674 article better. like the movie-pruning idea.
rlm@35 675
rlm@44 676 - super reading program :: teaches people the ideal mental mask to
rlm@44 677 apply during reading so as to read very fast.
rlm@35 678
rlm@44 679 - explosive thermite epoxy putty :: one part would contain the rust,
rlm@47 680 one part the aluminum.
rlm@34 681
rlm@44 682 - reading comprehension :: use the above screen capture routine to
rlm@44 683 make a quiz program that constructs questions about the content
rlm@44 684 you seemed to gloss over while reading. could be easy if the pdf
rlm@44 685 came with embedded questions. Dylan: automatically generate
rlm@44 686 word-cloud about the parts you found most interesting; help
rlm@44 687 others who read the same stuff by drawing attention to the
rlm@44 688 interesting parts.
rlm@34 689
rlm@44 690 - hard sword :: make a samurai sword, but use osmiridum instead of
rlm@44 691 martensite for the cutting part; it should be a better
rlm@44 692 sword.
rlm@32 693
rlm@44 694 - close range wireless :: use the induction technology used to
rlm@44 695 recharge electric toothbrushes with no metal links to send data
rlm@44 696 without any metal at all!
rlm@32 697
rlm@44 698 - reading :: is a form of synsethesia
rlm@32 699
rlm@44 700 - DNA printer :: A machine which translates the text eg, "ACTGAC" into
rlm@44 701 actual DNA
rlm@32 702
rlm@44 703 - black generator :: ferro-fluid magnetic field suspended micro
rlm@44 704 generator to make electricity
rlm@32 705
rlm@44 706 - alcohol battery :: alcohol/fluid flow powered battery
rlm@32 707
rlm@44 708 - folding razor blade sword ::
rlm@32 709
rlm@44 710 - perfect pitch :: learn perfect pitch using another sense in
rlm@44 711 combination (sight or touch)
rlm@32 712
rlm@44 713 - kaleidoscope projector ::
rlm@32 714
rlm@44 715 - razor blade de-sharpener :: for guilt free disposal
rlm@32 716
rlm@44 717 - bricks :: filled with luminescent plant material
rlm@32 718
rlm@47 719 - bio metallic structure :: metal grids with seeds inside, which grow
rlm@44 720 together and form a durable biological matrix. The metal
rlm@44 721 substrate delivers water. (maybe use plastic instead of metal?)
rlm@44 722 Dylan: enrich plants with inorganic compounds; electrical
rlm@44 723 interfaces in cellular plant matter => remote-controlled
rlm@44 724 photosynthetic/bioluminescent structures.
rlm@32 725
rlm@44 726 - conducting extracellular matrix :: to allow better control of
rlm@44 727 organic systems and an enhanced nervous system.
rlm@32 728
rlm@44 729 - cross-modal memory hashing :: a way to retrieve memories more
rlm@44 730 robustly.
rlm@32 731
rlm@47 732 - flossing thimble-guards :: (these actually exist)
rlm@32 733
rlm@44 734 - rules + lattice learning :: integrate lattice learning with rules by
rlm@44 735 generating hypothetical examples
rlm@32 736
rlm@47 737 - wooden refrigerator :: to give food a better taste Dylan: like
rlm@44 738 barrels for wine, or planks for salmon. Maybe just have "flavor
rlm@44 739 planks" for your pre-existing fridge. Need to mitigate effect of
rlm@44 740 temperature on volatility?
rlm@32 741
rlm@35 742 - radioactive transmutation molecule by molecule :: create precious
rlm@35 743 metals or something else economically advantageous.
rlm@32 744
rlm@47 745 - crowd preservation :: inoculate food with tons of harmless
rlm@44 746 bacteria so that there's no room for bad bacteria as a method of
rlm@44 747 preservation
rlm@32 748
rlm@47 749 - old school preservation :: Pasteur - style holding jar with siphon
rlm@47 750 as a way to store liquids at room temperature indefinitely w/o
rlm@47 751 refrigeration.
rlm@32 752
rlm@47 753 - restaurant policy :: Throw rude people out of restaurant as a matter
rlm@44 754 of course -- make ambiance much better.
rlm@32 755
rlm@47 756 - clean windows :: make something that mixes soap with fire hydrant
rlm@44 757 water (and reduces the pressure a bit) and use it
rlm@44 758 to clean windows of buildings.
rlm@32 759
rlm@44 760 - ocarina :: make an ocarina out of pure silver
rlm@32 761
rlm@35 762 - fire pen :: pen which burns words on to the page, thus never needing
rlm@47 763 any ink. Is there a way to make it runnable from the
rlm@35 764 human's energy?
rlm@32 765
rlm@44 766 - website to design your own soda :: and label, and have it mailed to
rlm@44 767 you / sell it from your own online store.
rlm@35 768
rlm@44 769 - solar panels :: that float on the ocean
rlm@43 770
rlm@35 771 - handcuffs with more than two cuffs (3?) :: great for daisy chaining
rlm@43 772 people, binding them to environment, etc.
rlm@35 773
rlm@35 774 - vector based SOUND files :: like the pictures but with SOUND. codify
rlm@35 775 sound in a language with enough symbols so that it can describe
rlm@35 776 everything and encode it in that. would be like going from speech
rlm@43 777 to text or smtg. Could also store sound as an image of the
rlm@35 778 wavefront encoded as a vector image.
rlm@32 779
rlm@44 780 - Mouse :: with a horizontal scroll wheel in addition to the vertical
rlm@44 781 scroll wheel
rlm@32 782
rlm@47 783 - logic maintenance system for big institutions :: to make sure the
rlm@44 784 things they are thinking about doing are not retarded
rlm@32 785
rlm@47 786 - http://www.regulations.gov/ :: cool site
rlm@32 787
rlm@44 788 - genetically engineered glowing fruit :: sell seeds?
rlm@32 789
rlm@36 790 - memory slide :: IF memories are encoded using particular sensory
rlm@36 791 impressions, what happens if the sensory organ
rlm@36 792 itself changes? those memories would become
rlm@47 793 inaccessible. maybe this is why we can't remember
rlm@36 794 much from our childhoods. also, could this happen
rlm@47 795 throughout life as well? Could S remember stuff from
rlm@36 796 his childhood?
rlm@32 797
rlm@47 798 - make a completely indestructible phone :: no moving parts or display
rlm@36 799 you should be able to slam it around all you want, and it will
rlm@36 800 just work. brutally simple. aerogel around the battery, minimal
rlm@36 801 interface - never gets too hot, and can be dropped into water. no
rlm@36 802 holes -- uses field effects for everything from the buttons to
rlm@36 803 inductive charging and data transfer.
rlm@32 804
rlm@44 805 - midi to ocarina "tabs" program :: (online website? buy ocarinas from
rlm@44 806 it too)
rlm@32 807
rlm@44 808 - 3d printing with sound pulses (or just patterns) :: like the 8.03
rlm@44 809 lecture
rlm@32 810
rlm@40 811 - lighter flint on spring :: make hot, throw it at something, and it
rlm@40 812 makes sparkles!
rlm@32 813
rlm@44 814 - nuclear energy :: Rebranding New+Clear Energy with informational
rlm@44 815 campaign and public debate forum to enforce its
rlm@44 816 transparent and open nature. France needn't be the
rlm@44 817 world leader in nuclear energy. (Dylan)
rlm@32 818
rlm@44 819 - bubbles :: Engineer a material which has both ductility and high
rlm@44 820 surface tension to make the "third"
rlm@44 821 minimal-surface-energy solution to a bubble suspended
rlm@44 822 between two equal-diameter rings. (Solutions are
rlm@44 823 cylindrical catenary curve, two separated half-bubbles,
rlm@44 824 and a double-cone)
rlm@38 825
rlm@38 826 - Textbook whose content can be varied continuously :: alter level of
rlm@38 827 difficulty, rigor, diction, emphasize crossover with certain
rlm@38 828 other discipline, etc. Content generated dynamically from
rlm@38 829 knowledge base, along with questions that are moreover altered to
rlm@38 830 guide knowledge acquisition. Motivation: One book of
rlm@40 831 knowledge. /One./
rlm@40 832
rlm@40 833 ** From Jacob's idea list
rlm@40 834
rlm@47 835 - Roommate-canceling headphones: uses roommate's laptop mic to seed
rlm@43 836 noise cancellation alg in your headphones (would this
rlm@40 837 work?). -Update on sound canceling headphones that take feed from
rlm@40 838 tv: how about ones that cancel people talking on the phone by
rlm@40 839 receiving the phone signals and playing inverse sound
rlm@40 840 waves. #signalprocessing ~jcole@mit.edu
rlm@40 841
rlm@40 842 - ClackerAlert -- tells if you slam the keys too hard using sound data
rlm@40 843 (and speed/jerkiness data)!.Prevents RSI ~jcole@mit.e
rlm@40 844
rlm@40 845 - Panic Pin :: separate pin that you can tell someone if forced to
rlm@41 846 identify your PIN (idea from idea about credit cards)