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| author | rlm |
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| date | Fri, 19 Feb 2010 20:53:12 -0500 |
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| 1 WARNINGS: There are no sexually explicit scenes in this, but sex is discussed quite openly. LIME warning. The | |
| 2 sex discussed is guys with guys, and girls with girls. YAOI and YURI warning. This openly mocks romantic and | |
| 3 lemon fan material. PARODY warning. There are refrences to 10 year old girls having sex, for the sake of humor. | |
| 4 SEX AMONGST CHILDREN warning. I'll repeat, though, that this is a PARODY PARODY PARODY PARODY | |
| 5 PARODY. I'm NOT advocating child pornography. | |
| 6 Now, for all of you that weren't scared off (all two of you), here's the fic. | |
| 7 ************** | |
| 8 "To-ya, I can't wait any longer, I must tell you! I love you!" | |
| 9 "What, do you really mean that, Yuki?" | |
| 10 "Oh yes, To-ya, oh yes, I do. With all my heart. Hold me, my love." | |
| 11 "With the greatest of pleasures, Yuki-chan. May I call you that?" | |
| 12 "Only if I may call you To-ya-chan." | |
| 13 In perfect synch, their lips, the texture of a morning glory, came together. Their emotions were as pure as the | |
| 14 crystalline dewdrops on the leaves of a morning glory. But quickly a blush came to their cheeks, and they split. | |
| 15 Their inexperience made them shy. | |
| 16 "My happiness is complete," sighed Yukito. "Now I can spend the rest of my like dedicating myself to you. All that | |
| 17 will matter to me now is you, and only you." | |
| 18 "I will think only of you," promised Touya. | |
| 19 "We will be together forever, I know it." | |
| 20 "Yes, beyond eternity, for every lifetime after and before." | |
| 21 Yukito's delicate features turned to pale horror. "What, my love, have I said something wrong?" | |
| 22 "No, you could never be wrong. It is I. Before you pledge yourself to me, I must tell you my horrible secret." | |
| 23 "Yuki-chan, you have kept a secret from me? You have hurt me, and the pain is scratching away at my heart." | |
| 24 Yukito wept. "Oh, forgive me! I never wanted to bring you anything but joy and delight. The truth is, I don't even | |
| 25 know what my secret it. All I know is that there is something dreadfully different about me, but I'm not sure what." | |
| 26 Touya laughed. "I already know that." | |
| 27 "Really?" | |
| 28 "Sure. You're not human." | |
| 29 "Is that all? Whew, what a relief. I thought it was something important." | |
| 30 "Let us forget these trivialities. Come, let's go to your house to lose our virginity, in exactly half an hour since our | |
| 31 first kiss." | |
| 32 "Be careful with me, To-ya-chan. I am frightened of pain, but desire the pleasure, and feel some odd compulsion to | |
| 33 satisfy your every whim." | |
| 34 "I will be as careful with you as I would be when break an egg shell." | |
| 35 "Oh, To-ya-chan." | |
| 36 "Oh, Yuki-chan." | |
| 37 They kiss passionately, this time with no reserve, and there is doubt whether they will get so far as Yukito's house. | |
| 38 But, to the disappointment of all, they only reached second base before they were interrupted. | |
| 39 "Hello, onii-chan! Hi, Yukito-san. Hey, why are your shirts open?" Sakura asked. She was holding the hand of an | |
| 40 euphoric Tomoyo. The grins on their faces were wide and sloppy. One might assume they saw hickeys on the girls' | |
| 41 necks, but then quickly wave that thought as ridiculous, since they are, after all, only ten years old. | |
| 42 Yukito was not in the slightest thrown off by Sakura's observant eyes. "Oh, To-ya-chan and I were just making out. | |
| 43 Tomoyo, what are you staring at?" | |
| 44 "I love Sakura-chan," the girl chanted, in a disturbing stoned-like manner, "And she loves me. I love taking pictures | |
| 45 of Sakura-chan. I love kissing Sakura-chan. I love taking pictures of Sakura-chan kissing me. I love Sakura-chan. | |
| 46 And she loves me. I love Sakura-chan's body. I love taking pictures. I love taking pictures of Sakura-chan's–" Sakura | |
| 47 gave her lover a coy smile, which shut Tomoyo up. The dark haired girl turned [further] into a blubbery mass of love | |
| 48 for Sakura. | |
| 49 "Tomoyo-chan and I had wild, lesbian sex just ten minutes ago," Sakura explained, "and we even got it on tape! | |
| 50 We're going to Tomoyo-chan's house to watch it on her gigantic screen while we fuck each other again like the | |
| 51 nymphomaniacs we are. Wanna come?" | |
| 52 "Maybe some other time. At the moment, Yuki-chan and I would like to make passionate love." | |
| 53 "Oh, I see." | |
| 54 "Sakura-chan," Tomoyo thought aloud in a dreamy voice, "I have this adorable outfit I made just for you. It's this | |
| 55 pink leather bodice with bunny ears, full of frills and bows. Would you wear it while we...?" | |
| 56 "Of course! You know I love showing myself off to you. Would you like me to before we–" | |
| 57 "Oh, yes, please! And then..." | |
| 58 The two ran off, for waiting any longer would be impossible. | |
| 59 Yukito sighed. "Isn't love beautiful?" | |
| 60 "Quite, my little snuggle bunny. But enough about my sister and her sex-crazed lover . We have our own loving to | |
| 61 do." | |
| 62 "Yes, we much catch up with them. Kiss me, To-ya-chan." | |
| 63 "What, here, in the middle of the street?" | |
| 64 "Right here, right now. It's more exciting like this." | |
| 65 "Oh, Yuki-chan." | |
| 66 "Oh, To-ya-chan." | |
| 67 A storm of flowers encompassed them as they embraced and learned true happiness. | |
| 68 ~Fini~ | |
| 69 Next Episode on Voltarian Mush! Will Touya and Yukito have heart-to-heart talks about how much they love each | |
| 70 other? Will Sakura and Tomoyo have animal sex five times in six pages, or only four? And will Syaoran join in on | |
| 71 the fun? Maybe! But we promise, there will be no Kero-chan! So tune in for the next, never-to-come, Voltarian | |
| 72 Mush! | |
| 73 ************** | |
| 74 I wrote the first half of this after I got a couple of frustrating messages on the ccs yaoi ml based on my ‘Nothing | |
| 75 Personal' fic, complaining that I had mangled the characters. But I do not think I wrote the characters any more out | |
| 76 of character than in the sappy fics that these same people gushed over. I love a mushy fic just as much as the next | |
| 77 person, but that doesn't mean that they're not any less true to the original story than, say, an angsty fic or a crossover. | |
| 78 The story is meant to be humorous, do not get offended insulted. ;) | |
| 79 -- Lizabell Waters | |
| 80 lizabellwaters@hotmail.com | |
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