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1 WARNINGS: There are no sexually explicit scenes in this, but sex is discussed quite openly. LIME warning. The
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2 sex discussed is guys with guys, and girls with girls. YAOI and YURI warning. This openly mocks romantic and
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3 lemon fan material. PARODY warning. There are refrences to 10 year old girls having sex, for the sake of humor.
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4 SEX AMONGST CHILDREN warning. I'll repeat, though, that this is a PARODY PARODY PARODY PARODY
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5 PARODY. I'm NOT advocating child pornography.
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6 Now, for all of you that weren't scared off (all two of you), here's the fic.
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7 **************
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8 "To-ya, I can't wait any longer, I must tell you! I love you!"
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9 "What, do you really mean that, Yuki?"
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10 "Oh yes, To-ya, oh yes, I do. With all my heart. Hold me, my love."
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11 "With the greatest of pleasures, Yuki-chan. May I call you that?"
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12 "Only if I may call you To-ya-chan."
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13 In perfect synch, their lips, the texture of a morning glory, came together. Their emotions were as pure as the
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14 crystalline dewdrops on the leaves of a morning glory. But quickly a blush came to their cheeks, and they split.
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15 Their inexperience made them shy.
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16 "My happiness is complete," sighed Yukito. "Now I can spend the rest of my like dedicating myself to you. All that
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17 will matter to me now is you, and only you."
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18 "I will think only of you," promised Touya.
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19 "We will be together forever, I know it."
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20 "Yes, beyond eternity, for every lifetime after and before."
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21 Yukito's delicate features turned to pale horror. "What, my love, have I said something wrong?"
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22 "No, you could never be wrong. It is I. Before you pledge yourself to me, I must tell you my horrible secret."
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23 "Yuki-chan, you have kept a secret from me? You have hurt me, and the pain is scratching away at my heart."
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24 Yukito wept. "Oh, forgive me! I never wanted to bring you anything but joy and delight. The truth is, I don't even
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25 know what my secret it. All I know is that there is something dreadfully different about me, but I'm not sure what."
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26 Touya laughed. "I already know that."
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27 "Really?"
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28 "Sure. You're not human."
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29 "Is that all? Whew, what a relief. I thought it was something important."
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30 "Let us forget these trivialities. Come, let's go to your house to lose our virginity, in exactly half an hour since our
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31 first kiss."
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32 "Be careful with me, To-ya-chan. I am frightened of pain, but desire the pleasure, and feel some odd compulsion to
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33 satisfy your every whim."
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34 "I will be as careful with you as I would be when break an egg shell."
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35 "Oh, To-ya-chan."
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36 "Oh, Yuki-chan."
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37 They kiss passionately, this time with no reserve, and there is doubt whether they will get so far as Yukito's house.
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38 But, to the disappointment of all, they only reached second base before they were interrupted.
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39 "Hello, onii-chan! Hi, Yukito-san. Hey, why are your shirts open?" Sakura asked. She was holding the hand of an
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40 euphoric Tomoyo. The grins on their faces were wide and sloppy. One might assume they saw hickeys on the girls'
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41 necks, but then quickly wave that thought as ridiculous, since they are, after all, only ten years old.
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42 Yukito was not in the slightest thrown off by Sakura's observant eyes. "Oh, To-ya-chan and I were just making out.
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43 Tomoyo, what are you staring at?"
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44 "I love Sakura-chan," the girl chanted, in a disturbing stoned-like manner, "And she loves me. I love taking pictures
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45 of Sakura-chan. I love kissing Sakura-chan. I love taking pictures of Sakura-chan kissing me. I love Sakura-chan.
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46 And she loves me. I love Sakura-chan's body. I love taking pictures. I love taking pictures of Sakura-chan's–" Sakura
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47 gave her lover a coy smile, which shut Tomoyo up. The dark haired girl turned [further] into a blubbery mass of love
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48 for Sakura.
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49 "Tomoyo-chan and I had wild, lesbian sex just ten minutes ago," Sakura explained, "and we even got it on tape!
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50 We're going to Tomoyo-chan's house to watch it on her gigantic screen while we fuck each other again like the
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51 nymphomaniacs we are. Wanna come?"
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52 "Maybe some other time. At the moment, Yuki-chan and I would like to make passionate love."
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53 "Oh, I see."
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54 "Sakura-chan," Tomoyo thought aloud in a dreamy voice, "I have this adorable outfit I made just for you. It's this
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55 pink leather bodice with bunny ears, full of frills and bows. Would you wear it while we...?"
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56 "Of course! You know I love showing myself off to you. Would you like me to before we–"
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57 "Oh, yes, please! And then..."
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58 The two ran off, for waiting any longer would be impossible.
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59 Yukito sighed. "Isn't love beautiful?"
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60 "Quite, my little snuggle bunny. But enough about my sister and her sex-crazed lover . We have our own loving to
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61 do."
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62 "Yes, we much catch up with them. Kiss me, To-ya-chan."
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63 "What, here, in the middle of the street?"
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64 "Right here, right now. It's more exciting like this."
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65 "Oh, Yuki-chan."
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66 "Oh, To-ya-chan."
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67 A storm of flowers encompassed them as they embraced and learned true happiness.
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68 ~Fini~
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69 Next Episode on Voltarian Mush! Will Touya and Yukito have heart-to-heart talks about how much they love each
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70 other? Will Sakura and Tomoyo have animal sex five times in six pages, or only four? And will Syaoran join in on
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71 the fun? Maybe! But we promise, there will be no Kero-chan! So tune in for the next, never-to-come, Voltarian
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72 Mush!
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73 **************
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74 I wrote the first half of this after I got a couple of frustrating messages on the ccs yaoi ml based on my ‘Nothing
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75 Personal' fic, complaining that I had mangled the characters. But I do not think I wrote the characters any more out
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76 of character than in the sappy fics that these same people gushed over. I love a mushy fic just as much as the next
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77 person, but that doesn't mean that they're not any less true to the original story than, say, an angsty fic or a crossover.
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78 The story is meant to be humorous, do not get offended insulted. ;)
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79 -- Lizabell Waters
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80 lizabellwaters@hotmail.com
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